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Friday, 5 August 2022

Your Weekend Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Thankfully it was a bit cooler today. I walked as usual, and then we pottered about and did some not too arduous jobs. indoors and out. Now I have been collecting some bits and bobs to try to make a satisfactory blog with which to tickle your fancies!







Pigeon Fancier - or Perv???











I wondered if you would like a little more Andre?

















Silly question!














Wisdom for tonight!













A Joke















Really? I mean Really???

















Don't boast!!!
















When you go to photograph the seals!















Gone!!!















The wildlife, taking the p*ss!















Quite risqué for the time!















Makes you think doesn't it!


Thanks Susi!










Absolute truth!















Joke 2













Take Me!
















For Lord's Sake!!!












One way of getting around in a flood!













I am unsure as to which part of the human anatomy Froggy is touching!














Becoming famous was just as hard back then!


















Owley is suspicious of his little friend!
















Yes! They are imaginative hot air balloons!














Another Great Truth!














It's behind you!















This may take you a moment!















Yes! They\re old gnashers!














Food for thought!
















It's amazing those that you meet on the underground!















Doing a wheelie with a bulldozer - or should that be a trackie?













Towser is confused by the cow skin rug that looks like him!
















Aptly named!













No No No!!!
















Yet another Juxtaposition!














Start 'em young!














I want one!!!














Ouch!!!


Thanks Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry and largely sunny, although a little chilly to start. Winds will generally be light, and feeling warm in the afternoon sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 24°C | 73°F

Wind: Northerly, 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

Sunrise: 5:28 am

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Issued: 06:52 BST on Fri 05 Aug 2022


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.



Thursday, 4 August 2022

Thursday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was hot again, even though the wind has gone to the NW. We visited the boat to do a little maintenance, and then shopped at the nearby Marks and Sparks. PM cowered in the shade. Now for your funnies.....















Schmalzy? I can give you Schmalzy!












Old school T!


Thanks Barbara!










Answers!


Thanks Jim!












I know the feeling!














Very valuable!














Tibbles is a bibliophile!












Hibernation in the tech age!














 Not all corporations are without a soul!!!















Original!














Tonight's Joke!













Oh! Dear!














Tibbles is considering!













Oldies!















Spocked!















I'll call you back - I'm a bit tied up at the moment!














Can't imagine!













I want to WIN!!!















I would take a Stugeron if I were you!
















Love the Cousins' slogans!














Breathe in!















Once again Towser enhances and fertilises the landscape!




















I can scare the Hell out of you - like this!!!














He was dozing in the field when this cow came and went to sleep on his legs
now he can't move, and is afraid to wake the cow!!!














As have said many times before - put a pair of Googly eyes
 on anything and it's funny!













They are very delicate!














Ask Rishi - he has one!!!













Ha Ha! - I want one!















Well - you can't be too careful!













That's clever!














Tibbles.......going incognito again!














Just wait until we have a new Prime Minister!!!













Apparently not!














I wonder what they will call the result of this union???













I am trying to think of a smart riposte but it won't come!!!














I see that they have opened the Ministry of Funny Walks again!














It's mine!!!














Tibbles! What have you been up to???















I will give you large patio doors he said..........!














Still loving the Cousins' slogans!
















It would be interesting to find out who he is hiding from!















Unusual habitat!














I wonder what happened to the cyclist!















Love it!!!















Sharing with the Warthogs!


Thanks Klaus!












There's the hard way - and the easy way!!!


Thanks again Klaus!















Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry with plenty of sunshine and light winds. Slightly cooler than recent days, but still feeling rather warm, especially in the sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 24°C | 75°F

Wind: North-westerly, 12 mph, gusting 24 mph

Sunrise: 5:26 am

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Issued: 07:39 BST on Thu 04 Aug 2022


Thanks Essexweather.com 


If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!



Richard.