Old Git's Funnies

Monday, 12 December 2022

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today started sunny, but cold. I walked to the beach, and later visited the Health Centre for prescriptions. After that we hunkered down in the warm. I spent a long time setting up Mastodon, to replace Twitter, as Mr Musk is not the top of my pops! Now for the fun stuff!

André is going a bit mad tonight!

Everybody Out!!!

Thanks Barbara!

True Wisdom!

Thanks Geoff!

I'm in the last category!

Thanks Pete!

Obtuse!

Thanks again Pete!

Stupid question!

No don't!!!

In the best possible taste!

Philosophical thought of the day!

Poo with a view!!!

I think he loves you!!!

Wouldn't happen in Harwich!

How about a bouncy wedding chapel???

Tibbles put on his sheriff face!

Tibbles has seen too much!

I think we are related to the bears - let's hibernate!

Modern Santa - no reindeer!

Whatever next! Death Star cake!

This is both gross and funny at the same time!

Now that is cool!!!

The Dukes of Hazard ride again!!!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cold again with a widespread frost, but dry throughout the day. Any freezing fog patches slowly clearing. Sunny spells at first but clouds moving in from the south-west later.

Maximum temperature: 3°C | 37°F

Wind: Easterly, 8 mph, gusting 16 mph

Sunrise: 7:56 am

Issued: 06:53 GMT on Mon 12 Dec 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 11 December 2022

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Last night was the coldest so far -2.6c. We decided to have a day slobbing and achieved little except I sent a few family messages. Now I have had a dig around the web to bring you more pictorial fun. Please enjoy them!

A bit of festive André

Yup!

Thanks Robert!

If JRM had his way it would be 1866!!!

Thanks again Robert!

I know that feeling!

Thanks yet again Robert!

The look says it all!

Thanks Barbara!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks again Barbara!

Irony???

Thanks yet again Barbara!

Boom Tish!

Thanks even yet again Barbara!

The smile gives him away!

Serves him right!

You will regret that remark!!!

It comes with age!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Pug Loaf!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Graffiti but in a nice way!

Opossums are cute!

You are joking - right???

I may be wrong but the water in that pool looks disgusting!

Both of us - the same!!!

Bus shelter - Is that a giant digger bucket?

We know what he wants - as for her she's planning!!!

Trying to be the Grinch..........Fail!

Towser has his personal Christmas tent!

Sounds very Bezos!

Illusion!

Nooooooooo!

Togetherness!

Dream on Sunshine!

Here I sit in the woods waiting to be picked up!

Not what you think - It's a Galaxy Z flip!!!

Go and compare!

Had enough have we???

Why is it me who does all the chores!

He takes his Winnie the Pooh everywhere!

Deflated!

A profession that will always have customers!!!

He's happy!

Well that's awkward!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A cold, eventually bright day for most, though early freezing fog patches slow to clear. The odd sleet or snow shower remains possible, especially during the morning. Feeling cold.