Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Just to let you know, that if you access my blog from Twitter, I have moved to Mastodon https://mastodon.social/home  Facebook is unaffected. If for any reason you don't use FB you can reach it in any browser at https://oldgitsfunnies.blogspot.com Tomorrow I shall be adding, predictably Christmas light shows until the big day. I hope you enjoy tonight's effort!

Even the Marines re getting in the mood!

Tomorrow!!!

Thanks Adrian!

Silent Threat!

Thanks Ann!

Redneck repair!

Thanks Joe!

Tonight's philosophical thought!

Thanks Paul!

One of the many reasons for bailing out of Birdyland!

They're smarter than you think!

The time for choirs is now!

Think Green!

Another Great Truth!

Snow bear tosses the caber???

Joke

Forever!

Loo - Fah!!!

Escape!

Seasonal Warning!!!

Freeze!

Nothing to say here!

Desk of a famous philosopher 

(I have forgotten who is was!!!)

Good old Grandad!

If you want a smack in the mouth.........!

Too many guns in America! - They're even arming Santa!

Maybe not such a good idea!!!

It is different!

Girlie fireside log!

Flat Earthers win again!

Road sign for the shy people!

They do don't they!

Heading for the Quiet Room!

Oh! Lord! That was a big crump!

Thanks Klaus!

Party Time!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloud and rain soon clears eastwards, with sunny spells following. Breeze increasing through the afternoon with a few showers

Maximum temperature: 13°C | 55°F

Wind: South-westerly, 12 mph, gusting 29 mph

Sunrise: 8:02 am

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Issued: 07:56 GMT on Mon 19 Dec 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another cold start, -3c, I walked to the beach, and noticed that for the first time this year the yacht pond was partially frozen. I met a cousin and had a good old chat with him, and then returned home to thaw out. Now I have scrapped around in the mire that is the web, and found a few "little gems" - just for you!

It arrives all together!

A little bit of festive André

Open up!

Thanks Geoff!

Go for it Santa!

Thanks Mike!

The siege effect!

Thanks Pete!

Unusual natural effect!

Thanks Sue!

Toot! Toot!

Chubby!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

There is dispute about onshore wind???

That Look!

One more!!!

Oh! Yes!

(It's simple maths really!)

Wheeeeeee!

They're looking for talent!

A librarian with imagination!

I wonder why???

Whatever next! - Adult Christmas decorations!

We all have to!

Is it going in or coming out?

Chance would be a fine thing!

You have to think about this.....

(My guess is that he's standing on the floor!)

Go get 'em Pug!

Disgruntled Easter Islander!

Bwaaaagh! Alien Invaders............Wait a minute!

They didn't think this through!

Huge crime at the Cop Shop!

A likely tale!

See! They aren't totally useless!!!

It's Party Time!

Typical!!!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Any early freezing fog patches soon clear as the cloud increases. Then becoming windy as occasionally heavy rain spreads eastwards. Much milder with temperatures around average.

Maximum temperature: 6°C | 43°F

Wind: South-easterly, 14 mph, gusting 28 mph

Sunrise: 8:00 am

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Issued: 04:32 GMT on Sat 17 Dec 2022

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.