Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 17 May 2024

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, At last! A dry, still warm day. We were able to have a boat trip. We didn't go very far, but it was really peaceful, and there weren't too many other boats about. Back in the marina we had a picnic lunch, and home mid afternoon. Now I have ferreted about in cyberspace, scrapped the dross and hopefully come up with a blog which you will find fun!

I have been looking for this for a long time, it's old and very corny, but it makes me laugh!

Whoops!

Thanks Barbara!

Discovery!

Thanks Pete!

The next four are from Robert

Thanks Robert!

Definitely old!

Top tip!

Definitely the end!

Just wondering!

That took a moment!

Thanks Stuart!

Advisory!

Thanks again Stuart!

Thank the lord we are!!!

Join my club!

It's spelled differently sunshine!

Boom Tish

Boom Boom!

Scientific Riposte!

Another Great Truth!

Party time!

Also before it rains!

Who is proud of whom???

I don't understand it either!

Not excited!

That (meme) look!

He looks more like a troll than the troll!

Thanks Gloria!

Most chaps would agree!

Thanks Jamie!

Hoping that the water has been tested for cryptosporidium!!!

Learn not to show off!

It seemed like a good idea at the time!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Thursday, 16 May 2024

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was grim, it rained yet again, although it did brighten later in the afternoon. I cleaned window frames upstairs, downstairs will be another day! PM we indulged in more of Mr Monk, we are now into season 6, there are 8, so a little while to go. With the help of my friends we have collected quite a good line up for you tonight! Please enjoy them!

Raccy hitches a ride!

Our very first music CD was there guys!

The next seven are from Robert!

Thanks Robert!

That's us!

I know prices are rising but..............!

That's a fact!

He's not top of the pops!

Oh! Patsy!

Towser is to blame!

Ah! The Corona lorry - although in my time the bottles had flip tops!

Joke!

A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver; "The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. I couldn't believe that the traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! The driver of the car behind me honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn. Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and dawdling along at 90 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder. Apparently he wants me to do a course on motorway driving courtesy. I’ve never lectured before but I’ll give it ago.

Thanks Stuart!