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Thursday 16 May 2024

Thursday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Today was grim, it rained yet again, although it did brighten later in the afternoon. I cleaned window frames upstairs, downstairs will be another day! PM we indulged in more of Mr Monk, we are now into season 6, there are 8, so a little while to go. With the help of my friends we have collected quite a good line up for you tonight! Please enjoy them!














Raccy hitches a ride!
















Our very first music CD was there guys!














The next seven are from Robert!
Thanks Robert!




That's us!

















I know prices are rising but..............!
















That's a fact!

















He's not top of the pops!














Oh! Patsy!













Towser is to blame!
















Ah! The Corona lorry - although in my time the bottles had flip tops!













Joke!

A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver; "The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. I couldn't believe that the traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! The driver of the car behind me honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn. Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and dawdling along at 90 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder. Apparently he wants me to do a course on motorway driving courtesy. I’ve never lectured before but I’ll give it ago.

Thanks Stuart!













Oops!!!

















And usually clash glasses as well!


















Rik's wish!
















Inadequacy!


















You have been warned!
















Yes it would be nice!


















Does he know???

















And the beggars are protected!















Box pron!


















Now they are a new thing!















Yes it is a cut throat razor!

















Clever street art!

















Good for him!
















Tibbles breaks out of his cell!

















Gosh! I bet that marble staircase cost a fortune!
















That was their lucky day!



















He wished you weren't filming!

















Harwich Weather for Friday


Thanks BBC!



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Thanks for calling by!

Richard.







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