Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 16 August 2024

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was cooler today with cloud, but fortunately no rain. I worked on the boat AM. There is a continuing problem with spider poo, and also at this time of the year with the harvest there is some agricultural fallout as well. So a good blast with the hose and some vigorous window cleaning, and things are looking more shipshape! Now for your funnies, which as ever I hope that you enjoy!

This from Germany in 1939 - very "Cabaret"!

Survival!

Thanks Geoff!

re Prams!

Thanks John!

OK! Give it a go!

Thanks again John!

Understandable!

Moi? - Oui!!!

Now you know!

Tonight's Wisdom!

Ours is even small than Kon-Tiki!

There is something very American about this one!

Sssssh!

Olympic Comparison - The Turkish guy won a medal with no support at all,

the lady backed by Oz, was lampooned for her performance!

Coming home to roost!

Nun on the run!

Lives alone with his Mum!

Don't bother chasing it - there's no pot of gold!

Too many guns in America - see what they're now doing to guitars!

Dare I post this? - Of course!!!

I had to snigger at this!

For me it's a handful of cold used teabags!

It's really nice to get afloat!

Grey is definitely very fashionable at the moment!

Definitely no chance for you pal!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Thursday, 15 August 2024

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny warm day, but moderated by a strong wind. We shopped this morning for stores, and later I visited the Post Office. PM it was more CSI, and now with the help of my loyal friends, I have produced yet another fun blog, number 3921, just for the record! Hoping that you find at least some of them to your liking!

Look out - A Croc!

I love this tune - now with a little twist!

I confess!

Thanks Robert!

Beware!

Thanks Geoff!

Leaving!

A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, "I've had enough. I'm leaving you. Don't try to find me." She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction. Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he made his way into the bedroom. She watched as he walked over to the dresser, picked up the note, and read it. After a moment, he scribbled something on the note, then picked up the phone and called someone. "She's finally gone. Yeah, it's about time. I'm on my way. Wear that sexy French nightie. I love you. Can't wait to see you. We'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left. As she heard the car drive away, she crawled out from under the bed, furious and heartbroken. With trembling hands, she picked up the note to see what he had written. "I can see your feet. We’re out of bread; be back in five minutes." Hope this joke brings a smile to your face! Have a great day!

Thanks Stuart!