Old Git's Funnies: Thursday's Funnies

Thursday 15 August 2024

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny warm day, but moderated by a strong wind. We shopped this morning for stores, and later I visited the Post Office. PM it was more CSI, and now with the help of my loyal friends, I have produced yet another fun blog, number 3921, just for the record! Hoping that you find at least some of them to your liking!

Look out - A Croc!

I love this tune - now with a little twist!

I confess!

Thanks Robert!

Beware!

Thanks Geoff!

Leaving!

A woman, frustrated because her husband was late coming home from golf yet again, decided to leave a note that read, "I've had enough. I'm leaving you. Don't try to find me." She then hid under the bed to watch his reaction. Soon after, her husband came home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he made his way into the bedroom. She watched as he walked over to the dresser, picked up the note, and read it. After a moment, he scribbled something on the note, then picked up the phone and called someone. "She's finally gone. Yeah, it's about time. I'm on my way. Wear that sexy French nightie. I love you. Can't wait to see you. We'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left. As she heard the car drive away, she crawled out from under the bed, furious and heartbroken. With trembling hands, she picked up the note to see what he had written. "I can see your feet. We’re out of bread; be back in five minutes." Hope this joke brings a smile to your face! Have a great day!

Thanks Stuart!