Old Git's Funnies

Wednesday, 10 September 2025

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today started dull, and later PM it rained. I walked to the beach, big change since yesterday, it was windy and quite chill. We had an expedition to darkest Walton to M&S food store for groceries, and PM we watched the final 2x episodes of 'Hostage' - gripping stuff. Now for a few more of the most recent fun stuff that I could find!

An exercise in futility!

Long wait!

Thanks Alan!

As you age time accelerates!

Thanks Alison!

George Orwell wrote this in 1949 - it seems relevant today!

Thanks Elizabeth!

It's all in the genes!

Thanks Stuart!

Auto correct - again!

A man received the following text from his neighbor: “I am so sorry, Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt, and I have to confess. I’ve been helping myself to your wife, day and night, when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I don’t get it at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t ever happen again.” Bob, in complete shock, didn’t know what to do... A few moments later, a second text came in: “Damn spell check! I meant Wi-Fi!” And that’s why I call it Auto Corrupt…..

Thanks again Stuart!

Nuff said!

Mega Mega!

Wisdom from Dear Robin!

An obese pet rat!

Another Great Truth!

Tibbles does not appear to enjoy being rescued!

In Norway they appreciate Monty Python!

For a terrifying moment I thought that my late Mother in Law had come back!

A very common problem!

Nuff said 2!

Er.........well maybe!

Tiger figure in the best possible taste!

A tad creepy!

Real money? I don't think so!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Tuesday, 9 September 2025

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another warm day, I walked to the beach, there was no wind and it was really quite hot! Back home my job today was to plug up the holes in two large pots, that management has decided will be a water garden. I used epoxy putty, and fingers crossed that they won't leak! Now for the fun stuff freshly dug from 'down there'!

He takes his Iguana everywhere!

My Mum would say 'You'll get stuck like that!

She or It???

Thanks Stuart!

Haunted!

Thanks Barbara!

So Eloquent!

Bullsh*t!

Even on this day he just HAD to watch the match!

I have no words!

I have never seen this before!

I want one!

Really? I mean Really?

Someone's not a happy little bunny!

Granddad's little helpers!

Juxtaposition!

He just couldn't wait!

Pin - anyone???

Pier postcard!!

Mega Whoops!

Chaps I know what you're thinking!

And no - it isn't a flounder!

Who has been messing about with AI???

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Monday, 8 September 2025

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was warm and sunny, and I walked to the beach as usual. Met a friend on the way back and caught up with each other's news. Later I was on bathroom duty, standing on my head in the shower, and then vacuuming the fly cemetery behind the window shutters. PM we watched the last two episodes of 'Dexter Resurrection'. Now it is time for me to go fishing 'down there' for more fun stuff just for you!