Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a day out with friends, visiting their daughter and family. The longest journey in our electric car to date, we did about 108 miles and arrived home with 19 miles left. Now I am back on the case, and have found a few more bits and pieces for your amusement!

Caustic comment!

You just can't win!!!

Yesssssss!

That's my afternoon's entertainment spoiled!

Tonight's Great Truth!

Hermione and Hismione!

I see Irony!

Derek sent the next seven.......

Thanks very much Derek!



Planning their Honeymoon

A day at the beach

Dinner with friends

Out on an intimate date

Conversation with your Bestie

Visit to the museum

That day has arrived!!!











Yup!

Cruel!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cloudy with rain, heavy at times. Turning drier from the West before dusk and dry and clear everywhere by midnight. Becoming frosty into Friday morning.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C

Wind: South-West 6 mph, gusting 14 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was showery and chilly again today. Went out to help friends with printer issues, and shopped for a few basics. The Internet continues to be awash with halloween pictures, what a relief it will soon be over! Now for a few (very few) funny pictures.....

Hmmm!

It's old but I still have to giggle!

Street art

Tonight's philosophical thought!

At the Pirate themed bowl - she decided to go as - a cannon!

Lacy shadow

Therefore it is a Henge!

The English language is dying!!!

The end of civilisation as we know it!

Hey you wimps!

A little help fromSiri!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

After a chilly start, it will stay dry with good sunny spells for most, feeling a little milder than of late. Rain spreading Northwards overnight.
Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 24 mph
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Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a chilly showery day, so apart from a quick visit to the Post Office, I kept a low profile and fiddled electronically. Now for a bit more pictorial fun - just for you!

Nothing to say here!

Oldie but goodie!

Thanks Derek!















The wild turkeys have started following the postman, a bit like a postal Pied Piper!

This crow is actually a cat!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Love this! See rant below!

As I couldn't find many pictures not Halloween related, I think I will have a grumble about the way in which the English (English) language is being destroyed! 


Have you noticed........
Named for instead of named after
Of instead of from
Least worst option
Two time instead of double
Deplane
It is what it is
Touch base
Physicality - is that a word - ?
Not 12th Birthday but turned 12
Shopping cart instead of trolley
I'm good instead of I am well - I'm not asking about your behaviour - I'm asking about your health!
Gotten
Take out not take away
A half hour instead of half an hour
Heads up 
Train station used to be railway station
My Bad
Oftentimes
Going forward (I think this means next!)
You do the math  that's almost as silly as a trouser
Where it's at - what's wrong with where it is?
Zee instead if Zed
Everything ending in Already!
Got it for free instead of it was free etc etc etc!
Many I have heard on BBC TV News items, and I have no doubt 
that there are many many more!

As I am now 75 I "Get off on" being a grumpy old git!!!










Now get out of that!

Not best pleased!

Metamorphosis!

Oh! So True!

Cold car is not pleased!

He really is wild with his competitor!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloudy start with rain, heavy and persistent for some areas. Rain clearing North-Eastwards later with brighter spells perhaps developing. Strong winds easing.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: North-West 14 mph, gusting 23 mph

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Thanks for your continued loyalty!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed day with sun rain and hail! It's OK in here though! Now with the help of my friends, particularly Derek, I didn't have to go to the nether regions tonight! Hope you enjoy them!

Be Afraid!

Sound on!

No Me Neither!

This tool a mo!

What an idea!!!

Go on Amazon they said, they're much cheaper they said!

The next eight are from Derek - with a traffic sort of vibe!

Thanks Derek!

Nuff said!

They're all at it!

Thanks Gloria!










Tony's Joke
Thanks Tony!












The Late Great Ken Dodd!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A largely fine day with lengthy sunny spells and just the odd shower, mainly affecting coastal districts. Feeling rather cold and staying breezy.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: North-East 13 mph, gusting 23 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.