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Monday, 29 October 2018

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a chilly showery day, so apart from a quick visit to the Post Office, I kept a low profile and fiddled electronically. Now for a bit more pictorial fun - just for you!









Nothing to say here!















Oldie but goodie!


Thanks Derek!















The wild turkeys have started following the postman, a bit like a postal Pied Piper!












This crow is actually a cat!












Love the Cousins' slogans!












Love this! See rant below!









As I couldn't find many pictures not Halloween related, I think I will have a grumble about the way in which the English (English) language is being destroyed! 


Have you noticed........
Named for instead of named after
Of instead of from
Least worst option
Two time instead of double
Deplane
It is what it is
Touch base
Physicality - is that a word - ?
Not 12th Birthday but turned 12
Shopping cart instead of trolley
I'm good instead of I am well - I'm not asking about your behaviour - I'm asking about your health!
Gotten
Take out not take away
A half hour instead of half an hour
Heads up 
Train station used to be railway station
My Bad
Oftentimes
Going forward (I think this means next!)
You do the math  that's almost as silly as a trouser
Where it's at - what's wrong with where it is?
Zee instead if Zed
Everything ending in Already!
Got it for free instead of it was free etc etc etc!
Many I have heard on BBC TV News items, and I have no doubt 
that there are many many more!

As I am now 75 I "Get off on" being a grumpy old git!!!










Now get out of that!












Not best pleased!












Metamorphosis!











Oh! So True!












Cold car is not pleased!















He really is wild with his competitor!


Thanks Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloudy start with rain, heavy and persistent for some areas. Rain clearing North-Eastwards later with brighter spells perhaps developing. Strong winds easing.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: North-West 14 mph, gusting 23 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continued loyalty!


Cheers!


Richard.

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