Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a busy day. I am still repairing the software on my computer after a disastrous update succeeded in losing several important files and settings, but now I think that it is nearly finished. We also had a visit from our friend from Holland which was a nice interlude. Now for more fun stuff - just for you!

There isn't but don't tell anyone!

The incomparable Kenny Everett and Joanna Lumley!

You just have to be joking!!!

This must be photoshopped, Elon wouldn't let this happen to his new creation!

Lazy gits!

Here and I have never lived anywhere else!

Oh Yes! - In High School!

Inappropriate juxtaposition!

The Mexican fans Auto correct their opponents!

Excuse me madam, your name wouldn't be Trump by any chance???

Precious!

Richard Ayouade being himself!

Mmmm! I think I will warm myself on this nice keyboard!

Imaginative biology teacher!

Just some carrots!

Who on Earth made the Christmas lights look like knickers!

Oh! Yes! Revenge!

Amazing Buddhistic face swap!

Good Morning! Garfield being annoying!

Turtle loves you!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Largely cloudy through the morning with any fog lifting into low cloud. Then becoming brighter, although some showers may arrive across coastal districts. Breezy and feeling cold.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Apologies for yesterday, I had an unpleasantness with my computer. I installed an update, and it broke the operating system! It was suddenly 2017 again, so I spent the evening and most of today reviving it! Now I am sufficiently back to normal to be able to publish tonight. I sincerely hope that you like them!

Yes rough it is!

I know this is schmalzy - and I didn't have time to translate it, but you'll get the gist
 - it's about oldies!

Thanks Klaus!

2000 year old stone mask found at the base of a pyramid in Mexico!

Sir you are an utter Assh*le!

Well I never knew that before!

That look!

Good quote!

Kids 1 - Dad 0 !

Are you into leather boys? - Cat Woman cosplay!

In an Uber car - I thought that this was rather nice!

It says "To the men who have not been good this year Mother Christmas is coming to you!"

Thanks again Klaus!

it says " For the bus to Hogwarts - please run agains this wall!"

Thanks yet again Klaus!

It says "Klaus-Dieter had again forgotten to post a picture of his food!"

Thanks Klaus!

Knock knock - anyone home Mr hermit Crab???

Great Idea Capt. Sparrow!

Just - Norway!!!

It would appear that her husband doesn't like strawberry!

Old lady in Russia - has some fun!

Thanks Klaus!











The red panda spots something behind that stone!

Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Saturday

For most it will be dry with some sunshine, once any freezing fog patches clear. Turning cloudier during the afternoon and early evening. Another cold day.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C

Wind: East 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good day! First I at last resolved aged neighbour's TV issues, next it was our friend's birthday and we were invited to afternoon tea at our local cafe, and I am out tonight with the boys! Last I am pleased that Onkel Klaus is back from Holiday and is sending us more fun stuff! Thanks as always Klaus!

Honest Alexa!

I like his style!

Thanks Klaus!

A very clever boy!

Thanks again Klaus!

Outdoor debating society!

OK it's an auto cigar lighter!

Strong deterrent!

Now there's a plan!!!

I know exactly where you're coming from!

The prison owning billionaires are crying as some states no longer jail people for weed dealing!

It says "Knock knock who's there?  - The love of your life! -  Don't lie, beer can't speak!"

Thanks again Klaus!

Never seen before an HD picture of a cell moving through the body!

Life in rural Japan

That seems impossible!

Yup lots of that!

That's either a very big cabbage - or a very small truck!

Look very carefully - she is carrying a bag of popcorn!!!

This is a Snorlax made for grown ups!

Cyclohexane simultaneously boiling and freezing!

This is clever, but watch it for long and it will drive you nuts!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves









Harwich Weather for Thursday

Most parts dry through the morning with bright spells. However, cloud will thicken through the afternoon with rain moving Southwards.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: North-West 10 mph, gusting 19 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.