Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a drizzly start it turned out nicely later. Had a rush visit to the Supermarket for vital supplies, then a rescue job for friends with fiendish viruses. Now I sit here staring at a blank canvas......

What can I possibly create?

This is so stupid, but I guess that it works!

It's in French - but words are not needed! Very clever!

Thanks Klaus!

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Fashion malfunction!
Don't you love it when these ladies who are trying to look ultra cool,
 suddenly come down to Earth ?

Fashion Malfunction 2

Believe it or not - that's going to be a Pizza!

Er - I am not so sure!

Although it has to be said - it's not Kosher!

Oldie but Goodie !

Thanks Gloria (NL)

Even the Paroahs were not averse to getting Sh*t faced!

Just love Pugs!

(There's one in our road, his name is Dave)

So you were out of your face lat night, needed a place to sleep......could be worse!

Special use for snow!

Thanks Susi!

Ever feel like this?

Geoff - specially for you!

Seeing how you're in the Alps!

Great "Animal" helmet cover!

Jokes - a good crop tonight!

Thanks Chaps!

This one says"Luck is not an accident!"

Thanks again Klaus!





Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A mainly dry day with the cloud thinning and breaking to allow some bright or sunny spells. Feeling chilly at times in the North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.44 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, Computers are rather like buses, first none will come then several come at once! Two turned up today, a big ugly server machine with a dead motherboard, and a laptop that was so full of viruses it wouldn't boot! No time to be bored! Now for a little fun.......

Dear Family and Friends, Computers are rather like buses, first none will come then several come at once! Two turned up today, a big ugly server machine with a dead motherboard, and a laptop that was so full of viruses it wouldn't boot! No time to be bored! Now for a little fun.......

One of the best! - Enjoy it!

Heard of Echo? You can ask it questions......sometimes things don't go to plan!

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Chaps, I think that the angle grinder may be needed!

Philosophical thought for the day

So the inferno is so horrendous, you haven't a chance to control it

............so...........sit back and enjoy!

I suppose we are expected to believe that somebody just dropped them on the paper!

The truth sometimes hurts

That didn't happen in a couple of hours..

Does my? - Oh! a spud!

And he looks a total dick!

Down boys! It's her knees!

Down boys again! - It's the Tshirt!

Not sure but I think it's Russia, there's a Matrioshka next to the laptop!

Ever wake from a dream and think you're falling?

Don't you?

Now boys if this young lady sneezed she could quite possibly fall in two halves!!!

As the Great Oscar Wilde once said - 

“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”

I think that he was right!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Monday

Largely cloudy skies through the morning with outbreaks of light rain and drizzle. Brighter conditions arrive around midday to leave a dry, sunny end to the day. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 90 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 7.45 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hoping that your Weekend is going well! Here it is sunshine and 6c, not bad for late January. The sources of Funny stuff never seem to dry up, and I try wherever possible not to repeat anything.

Here are todays finds.....

It's only a Pepsi ad but.......

Remember Dave Allen? - Classic TV!

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Love the background!!

Explosion in 3-2-................

Nice but wrong! - In the old days, many people married cousins

Therefore less Grandparents!

Love this - nasty bastard!

We sometimes dream of perfect tranquility.......it that a bear behind that tree?

It took a moment!

Photoshopped? - Never!

My idea of perfect hell!

Alternative caption - "Do you smell what I smell?"

Philosophical thought for the day

Never trust a fairy!

Thanks Mags!

I see a big bucket of loser here!

What's in it for me? - Sand!

Maybe the travelling Circus passed this way?

First World problem - needs white noise to sleep!

Derek's Joke and an Experiment...

Thanks Derek!

Just cannot get rid !!!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Rather cloudy but mostly dry, although some patchy rain possible late in the day. Winds will increase to a moderate South-Westerly breeze and feeling milder than of late. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.47 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people before the weekend, two calls to the country for computer help. Now I am sitting in the warm, it's 1c outside, so I must pay attention to the job in hand.....finding more pictorial fun - just for you!

The flight was delayed, so these old chaps broke the boredom!

We have seen dominoes before, but this one is rather special...

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Not much to say here, but - little wonder they're so fat!

Fellow passenger is not impressed at your peeling skills!

Boys maybe I can make you cry............................boys?

I did understand that waterwings were included on the beach trip!

I am sure that nobody apart from the Cousins says "Whomever"  !!!

I don't know where you're going buddy, but you're a braver man than me Gunga Dinn!

Give a baby an iPad .........and they just get on and use it!

So the Sea said..................

This looks an infernal mess - ..................but...............

Nothing to say here!

The Happiest statue in the World!

This guy is called Devin Graham - he seems to have an interesting time!

Thanks Matt!






A few Lithuanian Jokes
Thanks Rita

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A chilly start to the day with sunshine developing once any lingering overnight cloud and rain clears. Winds will ease and it will stay mostly sunny and dry through the afternoon. Maximum temperature 6 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 20 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.48 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued supprort!

Cheers!

Richard.