Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, No more snow today thankfully! Went to town this morning, market day, met several friends, stood around long enough to get cold.

Now for my evening job, i.e. trying hard to amuse you all with original, new stuff!

Golf and be damned!

Thanks Phill !




The old loan gag - nicely done though!

Thanks Klaus!

Angry looking Parrot - Funky though!

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Philosophical thought of the day

I did promise buuuuuut!

Great riposte!

Yet another Third World Problem !

Guys ever heard of the 30s rule?

At 30 below, in a wind of 30mph for 30 minutes, your flesh will freeze solid !!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you - Levitation!

Look Boys - isn't that an iPhone 6+ with 16GB in a leather case?

Ha Ha! What a shame the English can't come up with something like this!

Well done Cousins!

Hmm! Interesting table! - Pity about the Baco foil knickers!

Oh! look chaps isn't that a Mermaid?

Second Philosophical thought for the day!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Even More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cold, breezy day with a mix of bright or sunny spells and isolated rain or hail showers. Increasing wind-chill, especially late afternoon as North-Westerly winds strengthen. Maximum temperature 5 deg. C (41 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 30 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.38 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed day today, this morning bright and cold, bonus lunch at local hostelry, then it went rapidly downhill when we had our first snow of the winter. Cozy indoors composing another masterpiece - just for you!

BTW thanks to you ladies and gentlemen we just passed 110,000 hits on the site!

This is totally insane - but genius!

Meanwhile down on the allotment things are not going well!

Thanks Timo! (D)




Minion Minion Minion!

Thanks Gloria! (NL)

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This took me a moment!

When you eventually see it you'll sh*t bricks!

Clue......Rick's around again!

Yes it did snow here today - in Harwich.....see what they get up to?

Thanks Mags

Patriotism 1.......Modesty 0 - we love 'em really!

Thanks Robert (F)    but originally  (NL)!

Did you know they have a Tripadviser for loos now?

Yes - happens to me all the time!

Do do do do - do do do do ..........

OK we're off to Walmart shopping again!

Not much to say here Eh boys?

Handy historical fact 278

Compensation culture!

Help! Help! I'm drowning heeeeelp!

Clinical guitars..

Hey that young lady has six hands!

Neat idea, never seen this in UK though.....

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!





Those of you of a certain age will remember this......
the youngsters won't even know what it is!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Isolated snow showers first thing with patchy ice on untreated surfaces. As temperatures rise through the day, showers will become less frequent and turn increasingly to rain. Feeling slightly less cold in light North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 5 deg. C (41 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 65 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.40 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was wet and windy today,

but mild, cold coming across from the cousins tonight. Get out the thermal underwear! Now for a bit more Fun Stuff..

Bit of a car vibe tonight - thanks Matt!

Dodge offroad promo from the '20s

Thanks Derek!







Kids get stuck in various places!

Thanks Susi !








Then and now!

Simple - Don't thank!

The stupid design - v/s the solution!

They're back! This time with Philosophy

I solemnly swear this is the last Minion on this Blog!!!

Ha Ha!

Moi? - Non!!!

Disguising your booze..........with cats!

I have nothing to say!

Thanks Mo!





Geoff's Joke
Thanks Geoff!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A cold and blustery day with sunny spells and wintry showers, these may fall as snow at times but no accumulations are expected. Notable wind-chill, especially around any heavier showers. Maximum temperature 6 deg. C (43 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 40 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.41 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com 

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another reasonable day, Medical Centre with elderly neighbour and a brace of computers to fix, nothing too challenging. Now I will do my best (I am an old Boy Scout after all), to raise your spirits with a few more "Little Gems"!

OK Petroleheads this is only a Shell ad, but Ferarris through the ages? Oh yes!

I've heard of pampered pets, but this.......?

Thanks Mags!

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We all do!

Thanks Mags again!

Philosophical thought for the day

No not Walmart this time!

Chuck another log on the fire maw - I just chopped some more!

Dr Dog says...............

Yup Balls!

He must be a Pirate! Arrrrrr!

Come along boys!

Arrr! - again!

Dammit all ! They're even invading France now!

Thanks Robert! (F)

On a rock vibe tonight!

Oh! Yes! no scissors needed here!

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

Only in Russia would they think of doing it like this!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Outbreaks of rain soon clearing Southwards. Brighter but colder conditions following with sunshine and scattered wintry showers. Maximum temperature 11 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 90 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 7.43 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.