Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The wind is in the North, the thermometer is falling below 0c, so we have cranked up the heating for comfort. Here are a few "Little Jems" - 

Just for you!

How on earth they don't cripple each other?

Saab make armour called Barracuda - very impressive!

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Little wonder obesity is on the rise!!!

It's Frothy Man!

If we survive..........

Very useful fact number 374

Clever Mr Squid!

Oh Yes! The height of good taste!

Ha Ha!

Thanks Mags!

Graphic of how many Earths would fit inside the Sun!

Chaps - there's nothing I like more than a brown tweed sofa!

Look into my eyes.......not around the eyes into my eyes.....

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!








Another laughing baby......bet you do too!

Thanks Klaus !

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Whilst most areas will have another dry and sunny day, the risk of a few snow flurries passing through on a strengthening Northerly breeze. Maximum temperature 4 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 50 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.34 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a"Stay indoors day" today, having slobbed out during PM watching "The Equaliser" - which is brilliant I have to say - I must now dedicate my time to finding yet more nonsense to make you titter!

They have tried for many years to perfect this, maybe this time they have! Time will tell!

Thanks Derek!


















This is beautiful and a rare sight!

Thanks Susi

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Ha Ha!

Very Apt!

Surely this is fake?

Oh the pain on his face! Ha!

Yes maybe you are!

Could have been £600 down the pan!

I'm about halfway there - but you've gotta have a dream!

Follow me men ! Tally Ho!

Philosphical thought for the day..

Yup you must have juice!

Thanks Robert (F)

Well at least I found the ball!

Thanks Susi & Mags!

I have to tell you the rad is looking a bit iffy!

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light ....

They call her "Playdough"

Are they worshipping the waterfall? -

I leave it to you!!!

Bill's Jokes

Thanks Bill!

Please don't press this! (especially the Ladies) !!!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Apart from an isolated snow shower, a much brighter day is expected with plenty of blue sky and sunshine. Light to moderate North-Westerly breeze and temperatures reaching afternoon highs of 2 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.35 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another Indoors day today, snow flurries. So I was able to ferret around for some material for your delectation. Not much found on the video front - so you get more pictures....

I may be wrong, but I think I can see ironic humour here....

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"One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar."
-- Oscar Wilde wrote in THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY

Thanks Carolina (BR)

Excess Baggage? We won't have to pay Excess Baggage - just leave it to me!

Just Goin Fishin!

I wholeheartedly concur!

Ha Ha!

True! So True!

I'll hand you back now to our Walmart correspondent

Yes they are ALL mobile phones..............now you can cry!

Yup - I just got home from Lidl !!!

I am qualified to say this!

Nil Points to Slytherin!

Perhaps the most totally cool selfie ever!

Er I think a point has been missed here!

Happens all the time especially when it's me setting up the network!

Now boys, you may have thought that I had forgtten you tonight.

Would I disappoint?

Pass the Sellotape!

Liking the tattoo!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Lithuanian Joke

The man calls his wife:-I’m on my way home, maybe I could buy something? 
-“Please buy an apartment and live in it alone!”

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Another cold day with sunny intervals and wintry showers, these dwindling by afternoon and falling as snow to lower levels again by early evening. Strong North-Westerly winds, gusting to 40 miles per hour at times. Maximum temperature 5 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 60 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-2 mm | Sunrise: 7.37 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.