Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a much better day in Harwich, temperatures around 7c. Busy helping with computers, but found time to hunt down a little more funny  stuff for your delectation and entertainment!

If you're from UK you may have seen this, I think that adverts can be to worst of TV but sometimes they are the very best!

This looks sweet, but cynical me thinks that Orca can only see - protein!!!

Having a bad day at the office are we?

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We're having a great time aren't we darling.........................nope!

Is this stupid or have I missed something here..

Meanwhile in downtown Turkmenistan, the snowplough is going rather slowly!

The sofa's down!

Leonardo doesn't seem to feel the cold................hang on.........

Wrap your gob around that - if you dare!

That Hitler!

I told them not to come here any more!

Thanks Mo!

Depends which Dutchie!

Thanks Robert ! (F)...........formerly (NL)

Tally Ho!

The times they are a changin!

The Mancave - Ladies please look the other way!

Does my bum.......?

Touch that again and I'll scratch your eyes out!

Oh! Lordy - sooo Pneumatic!

Oh! look what's just surfaced in the Horizon pool!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

I don't know if you noticed, Google+ are offering you a movie made from your photos

mine has some pictures from the blog and a few holiday ones, quite well done - also it's free!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A mostly dry day, although more in the way of sunny spells than recent days. Possible light drizzle during the morning. Winds remaining light with temperatures near normal. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.20 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today we had to forage for essential food - so we visited Waitrose. This PM I helped a school friend with her computer, overcame some novel problems, but now am back home to create yet another pictorial extravaganza - just for you!

This is not new but it is very cool!

This is a very clever bird!

Thanks Mags!

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Is this eye - watering or what?

There must be a smart comment for this but I can't think!

Love the placard!

It's in their Genes you know!

Tee Hee!

Thanks Gloria!

Just think of the exercise we had!

Thanks Jules!

Nothing to say here!

Thanks Mags!

Yup! No cure!

Thanks Mags - again!

(Mags is my Sister-in-Law BTW!)

Where'd he go?

Boy's Mancave........Ladies please look away...

3x Ping Pong

Ding Dong!

Holy Cow!

(Too much silicon!)

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Video Jukebox

Not new but an amazing piece of work - enjoy!

Thanks Bill !

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Still rather cloudy but mostly dry. A few brighter spells are possible at times. Light winds throughout and maximum temperatures of 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.22 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How has your Weekend been going? Well I hope. It was a quiet day in Harwich today, R & R, only one teeny computer job. Now I am sitting in front of a blank screen, will I be inspired - I hope so!

How about this for Big Boy's Toys???

Thanks John F !





Hey where's the Health and Safety Guy?

Boys - this is the look you get if you get out the pink fluffy handcuffs!

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No! It her knees - silly!

Welcome to Richard's Bathroom...

Novel use for old tyres!

This seems legit!

This Architect had a sense of humour! Look at the entrance foyer!

I didn't know that!

Meanwhile down at Walmart - Witchcraft is afoot!

And here Ladies and Gentlemen is a very rare species - A Female Wooky!

I really hope that this was staged................but then........

Boy's Mancave........Ladies please look away...

There was an old Bra Salesman who wisely said

There are 3 types of boob......Ping Pong, Ding Dong - and Holy Cow!

Most guys will tell you a good sized bum will be a good place to rest your pint!

These fail!

Meanwhile down at the gym - they just have to take a selfie!

Arthur's Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

This is also from Arthur (Aged 97 from Teneriffe!)

He says I admire this athletic young lady, she skips without tripping, 

I have watched her do 642,778 so far....

Harwich Weather for Monday

Another mostly dry day with light North-Westerly winds, variable amounts of cloud and some bright or sunny spells. Feeling less cold than of late. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.24 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a "Stay indoors" day today, I gave two computers a severe thrashing, and am now about to go out this evening to an art exhibition private view. Therefore I am producing my masterpiece early tonight. Enjoy!

Not new but worth a look wait till the very end!

Thanks Derek!







Mother Nature is Wonderful!

Thanks Keren (IL)

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In Quebec the kids plotted to snowball the staff so the teachers formed a Roman Phalanx!

Progress

That look you get from Teeagers when you insist they show you what they're trying on!

Welcome to Bates' Motel !

Put a wig on your dog - and scare the hell out of the neighbours

Airforce Showoffs!

Thanks Martin (IL)

More guns per capita in Switzerland than anywhere else on Earth

This is an Apple shop!

Check 'em out girls!

Could be me!

This is unbelieveably stupid!!!

Did you know that the nasty old bastard Mugabe has been trying to suppress this picture of him falling A over T !!!

Boy's corner - ladies please look the other way!

True or false? My guess is fake!

Man! Look at that fluffy pillow!

Fake! - Nice eyes though! - and red hair!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Radioshack went bankrupt yesterday, sorry to see them go, spent many an hour browsing!
This old ad is very ironic - watch for some familiar faces!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

It will stay mostly dry with occasional sunny spells likely. Despite the winter sunshine and light winds, it will still feel chilly. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.25 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.