Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a beautiful day in Harwich today, chilly but sunny - everyone was smiling for the first time in a while! Quick trip to town to the optician, and then.....time for the funnies hunt to begin.....

These Israeli Firemen are amazing!

Thanks Martin & Matt!






When these oldies get it on - fireworks ensue!

Gallery

Techy panacaea!

You've seen me then!

Thanks Mags and Susi!

No silly! It's a Tshirt!

Yes! They can breed and vote!

Thanks Bob!

Philosophical thought for the day!

Oh! No! - Crocs handbags?

The Dutch Army have a section called Marechaussee, and they deal with border policing

where am I going with this?....................I can't think of a smart slogan!

Thanks Robert (F) - formerly (NL)

The Rage!

Thanks Susi!

They always do!

This is the first ISIS joke that I have seen, 

the only reason that I have put it here is to say I believe that they must be stopped

by any means!!!

Mancave - Ladies please look away!

Take care not to drop your phone into the tub!

Real or fake?

Who cares!

Ding Dong!

Now I will bring tears to your eyes!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

These guys are going to be in deep doo-doo pretty soon!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another dry day, but cloudier than of late. There will be some sunny intervals and temperatures are expected to rise a little above average. South-Westerly winds will freshen during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.07 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people again today, helping school friend with printer, taking neighbour to dentist, buying bargain garden furniture....

Fortunately, made enough time to dig up more treasures for your delectation!

Victoria Beckham released her new collection
thought this was clever!

The Oscars - all you need in 1min 34 secs!

Gallery

Sorry no jokes tonight so there are more pictures

This was in the Ladies BTW :-)

Non Kosher then?

Meanwhile down at Walmart...

They didn't expect that - in rural Wales!

Just love the Cousins' slogans!

Nothing to say here

In case you didn't know 50 Shades the movie is out!

Thanks Geoff!

Man on a Mission!

Lowered expectations!

Saying what you mean!

Of course! Nothing changes

True!

Thanks Mags!

Yes - slob at home!

How to inflict pain...

It's one big one!

Mancave - Ladies please look away!

Down it Rio - It's Car-ni-val !!!

Mardi Gras is tomorrow

Ooh! Hearts!

Look out lady - there's a bus coming!

Aussie workshop fun!

Thanks Susi!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Following a cold, frosty start, a generally dry and bright day is expected with the best of the sunshine during the morning. Temperatures around average for the middle of February, peaking at 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 5 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.09 am

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We has a somewhat lazy day today, apart from a walk we stayed in, I did some family history, the boss changed the beds......what a life we do lead!!! Now I am digging around the Interweb in the hope of finding some original material, to cheer you up!

An elephant having fun!

Thanks Neil!

It's a Boy's Thing!

I suspect Miss that you don't realise the implications.........

Romance is not dead - Valentine!

What on earth is she doing with that tree?

Am I sensing just a little bit of obsessive behaviour here ?

Look what the Minions dragged in!

Stig 1 - Beckham 0

See - they do irony!

Thrown out of the Library!

50 Shades - topical eh"

Thanks Mags!

If you remember this - you're old!

The Mancave Ladies please look away!

Handy beer can holder

Another

Oh My Dear Lordy!

Come on! Bose didn't make it for that!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Jokes

Blond Teacher observed a lonely child, while the other children played soccer . She felt sorry for the child and she went with him to a talk. “Are you all right?”
Child:-OK, Teacher:- “Do not want to go play with the other children?”
Child:-It will be better if I stay here.
Teacher:-Why?
Child:-Because I am a f*ckin goalkeeper!

Biology lesson. Teacher: "Do you know why the girls, from the beginning, grows faster than boys?
Petya from behind: – because the boys Balls toward the Earth pulls!
Teacher Confused said And why, later on, the men grow up taller than the woman?
Petya: – You can see later  women tits grow up, and they are much heavier than the balls!

Thanks Rita! (LT)

Harwich Weather for Monday

A bright start with some sunshine once cloud breaks and fog lifts. The sunshine will become hazy during the afternoon with rain expected by evening. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 25 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.11 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.