Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We went to Colchester today to help friends with their computers. Home again via supermarket (low on eggs!), now at home waiting for predicted Thunderstorms, Rain alarm says "Preciptiaton within 2.5 miles". So the evening will be started with my attempts to make you giggle...

Douwe - this is for you!

Thanks John F !




Now that's what I call a bacon sandwich!!!

Thanks Mags!

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Ha Ha! - Serves them right!

I'm not sure that it was really done like this ????

Yes he's the Champ - voted UK's favourite bird!

No Madam you are not supposed to overtake your mount!

Ice Cream.......I'll show you Ice Cream!

First World Interpretation!

I really hope that's not plugged in!

I feel that there may be copyright issues here!

The tables are turned!

Hold still this may hurt a little!

19th Century Literary Humour!

Meanwhile at Walmart, this customer seems to have not noticed 

her jeans are on back to front!

(Or has there been a quickie behind the frozen peas counter)???

OK - Be a rebel it may get you..................

Another Prodigy - and he's only nine years old!

Lithuanian Joke

Judge

Why you declined your confession?. 

Accused

-The lawyer convinced me, that I am innocent

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Any lingering cloud and thundery rain will clear Northwards through the morning to leave a mainly dry and bright day with warm spells of sunshine. Less humid than recent days in a moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 21 deg. C (70 deg. F) Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day here today, although the Old East Wind is continuing to make things uncomfortable outdoors. We shopped for Veg, the smoothie thing is going well at the moment. So now it's time to start dredging the nether regions for more fun stuff - just for you!

How to unblock a toilet - Korean style!

Thanks Klaus!




Birdie Birdie!

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Nothing like a ramble in the forest!

WTF !!!!

Yes it really is gold! How the hell can he stand up?

OK but is it art?

The fat old git at the back could possibly be me!

Look what Granny had for Christmas

(Still too many guns in the US!)

Take some sewer pipes - a bit of carpentry -

and you have a - hotel !

Our friend - very active 97 year old Arthur (Who also kindly send us Funnies), saw and

Photographed this barge on the canal near his house. Quite a work of art isn't it!

This selfie thing is now really out of hand!

Low energy bulb casts sinister shadow!

It was announced today that after a referendum the United Kingdom voted - 

as it's emblem bird.................................................The Robin!

Jokes (From me for a change)






Headphones - techy plague! - Ever happen to you?

Harwich Weather for Friday

A fine morning with some sunny spells, though heavy thundery showers will spread from the South during the afternoon, ahead of heavy rain overnight. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 65 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-6 mm | Sunrise: 4.40 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support - as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

 

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy today,took elderly neighbour to Colchester Hospital for a minor operation, and finished setting up my media server. Now I must focus on new funny stuff for your entertainment!

I'm not a footy fan but enjoyed this!

Sorry to non country fans - but I love this stuff!

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My Hero speaks!

It's all to do with the camera angle

Whoops!

Thanks Gloria! (NL)

Camouflage!

Thanks Gloria - Again! (NL)

They start younger and younger!

Whatever - it's forbidden!

Thanks Nick! (USA)

Long courtship!

Ding Dong!

Mancave

Ladies as usual please avert the gaze!

Precocious selfies...

Don't pull that wig too hard !

Ohh! Not many of them to the pound!

Swinging or dodgy? - I think swinging!

Pity about the bog!

The (Happy) Ending!

Geoff's Joke

Thanks Geoff!

Mrs Bear to the Rescue!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry and rather cloudy day, though with a few sunny spells at times and lighter winds. Feeling warmer than recent days. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.40 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was chilly here today, on my early walk there was an Easterly breeze. I was busy today setting up a file server for my network which passed the day and is not quite finished, waiting for components (My stock reply )! Now for the fun bit trying to find new and original material for your amusement!

He did the dance moves in 100 different locations!

Sorry, short of clips tonight so you get extra pictures!

Tonight has a bit of a tribute to Idiots vibe!

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Rather you than me bud!

I have a sneaking suspicion that it's a football pump!

Thanks Gloria!

Cousins again!

They do strut!

Maybe one day she will produce yet more of them!

Sexy Dachsies

Now I've seen everything.....Glow in the dark panties!

As I was indicating earlier.......

Yes! Timing is everything!

Oldie but goodee!

Anyone involved with Code Writing will cringe when they read this!

Thanks Pieter!

Fix it on the drywall......load it with cast iron pans......Bingo!

Yes T Rex was a bit disadvantaged!

Selfish People!

I can't understand why she's so happy!

Yup unrealistic - he'll do it when he wins the Lotto!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

High pressure will give another fine day on Wednesday with some pleasantly warm sunny spells. However, it will remain breezy. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.40 am Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your support - as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.