Old Git's Funnies

Monday, 15 August 2016

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a sweaty bone jarring day today, having dismantled our old bed and taken it to the recycling in hot sun. The new one arrives tomorrow. Now cooled off I am trying to put together a bit more pictorial fun which I sincerely hope will amuse!

This may amuse you - or even frighten you!

Thanks Klaus!

Just had to think for a minute!

Patrick Stewart is still able to have great fun!

He made a giant Rubber Ducky and launched it in the harbour!

Meet the Fire Tornado - very scary!

Weird Russian car mods 1

No Sunshine, however hard you try you will never be a seal!

Hot off the press from the ~North Korean News Agency!

Don't you think that Victoria Beckham looks like a young Cliff Richard?

The Rainbow's End - No Pot of Gold!

No trick, a high speed shot just before he hit the water...

Consoling eachother after failing the audition for Attenborough's latest Antarctic documentary!

Looks as if she really knows!

Yes, unbelievably a giant Goldfish!

Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!

The Mad Finn is back this time crushing Dynamite!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Maybe the odd shower or thunderstorm late in the day, otherwise a warm day with plenty of sunshine. South Easterly winds 13mph, gusting 23mph Min13c Max 21c Chance of rain 20% Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now
From my home weather station

Thanks for calling by

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 14 August 2016

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a jobbing sort of day, in the garden and visit to the tip (recycling). Now once again I am ferretting around for more fun stuff to keep you entertained.

This is not funny, but this is my History teacher, describing our old town around 1981...

The mad Finn is back crushing stuff in his 40 ton press

Arnie not giving a sh*t!

Yup - trim needed

Troll maybe - clever - yes!

Could this be contrived?

How to disappear into the background!

I think so!

Must have been a helluva night!

Nothing like a bit of grooming!

Go Go Go!

Yellow brick road, in an abandoned Wizard of Oz theme park in N. Carolina

He was offered a special seat for pensioners - this was his reply!

Clever phone!

Problem solving!

Colorado sunset

Corny!

Is this Minime or the Big one?

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry and warm start to the new week across the district. Easterly winds 12mph, gusting 22mph Min 12c Max 21c Chance of rain 10% Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now
Click on the sticker to see my weather station

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 13 August 2016

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How is your weekend going? - Well I hope! Here are a few more little bits and pieces that I have sifted from the Internet for your amusement!

Oh! Yes - Nelly's got rhythm!

Oooooh nothing like a neck rub!

Ah! The fifties - an innocent age!

Not sure - is it a hearing aid or a goldfish?

This is their son's toothpaste - yuk!

A once in a lifetime photo of a storm!

Just - don't bother!

When your Mum puts your woolie in a boil wash - this is the result!
We the boys are not complaining!

Time can be very flexible!

He went to the trouble of printing a picture of his damaged headlight..............why?

Mum apologised for being nasty - daughter replied!

After several hours prepping for young daughter's birthday party........

Ha! It's rubbish - use Foxit !

During - and any other time!

Draughty!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Warm and sunny throughout the day. High UV levels. North Easterly winds 7mph, gusting 14mph

Min 13c Max 22c Chance of rain 10% Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 12 August 2016

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another hottie in Harwich! 30c which is unusual. Now it's cooling off sufficiently to get my brain back in gear and dig up more fun stuff - just for you!