Old Git's Funnies

Sunday, 28 August 2016

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed day here some sun then showers, typically English really. Now our visitors have returned home and I am able to concentrate on getting the blog out into cyberspace!

Typical English humour!

Merman? With tatts?

Couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding!

There's always a smart ass engineer around!

Aww - tiny little chap with a plaster!

Military style bottle cosy just fits his dog - but he is not amused

They do not practice what they preach!

Food's great - pity about the presentation though!

Toilet wall humour - becomes philosophy!

In this location, Google maps use camels!

This is what happens if you look up in Hong Kong!

He accused her of farting.......wrongly!

Clever graphic in a Spanish Aquarium

The seals triathlon team take a breather

Are you old enough to remember I love Lucy?

Harwich Weather for Bank Holiday Monday

Bank Holiday Monday is expected to be dry and bright with lengthy spells of sunshine. Feeling warm. North Westerly winds 7mph, gusting 12mph Min 14c Max 23c Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 27 August 2016

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Thanks to you we just passed 211,000 hits on the site! I am hoping that you are having a great weekend! Here it's a Bank Holiday, so Monday is a holiday, therefore a long weekend. Let us hope that the weather holds! Here are your Funnies.......

If I ever reach 88, which is unlikely! I will never be able to do this!

Ah! That's what's at the end of the rainbow!!!

At the first ultrasound - she found she was having a bunny!

How to scare the hell out of the kiddies coming out of the sweetie shop!

Today's philosophical truth

Knowing that the Cousin's spelling may sometimes leave something to be desired -
she asked him to send her flours - so he did!

Some Starwars thing - maybe a gift from his father...

The school had a "Bad hair day" here's the winner!

Dominos do drone deliveries......still in the development stage!

Sorry - bit thin on the ground tonight - too much Olympics and American Elections!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

Must be a hairy A*sed Fisherman!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A few showers are possible, but most places will have a dry and sunny day. South Westerly winds 14mph, gusting 23mph Max 23c Min 17c Chance of rain 25% Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 26 August 2016

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We're back, after our visit to Wales to visit our family who now live there. So I don't have too much material, but I will do my best with what I have.....

It might turn someone on!

Thanks Klaus!

The chair appears to be rather depressed!

Give him a few years...........!

Never alone with a dog!

The pub was flooded, some comedian put out the Caution wet floor sign!

Him and the tiger!

This is a pearl and it is 2ft long. The finder keeps it under his bed,
it is reputed to be worth several million dollars!

I believe this to be an Israeli prank!

This is Jenny Joseph she was about to become the model for Columbia Movies

There are arrogant people and then there are stupid arrogant people!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Another truth!

Thanks Robert!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!

Now a little theme, mostly from Russia about those who shouldn't

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Very warm with thundery showers developing during the morning. North Easterly winds 14mph, gusting 21mph Min 16c Max 23c Chance of rain 70% Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 22 August 2016

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are back in harness properly tonight, and hope you enjoy the stuff that I have found. Meanwhile we are busy with family for the next few days, so sorry no more OGFs until Friday.