Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They gave dire warnings of heavy rain, we rushed around and finished our jobs by lunchtime.....it is now 19.28 - no rain! Now the weekend begins, and we hope that you have a great one! Here come a few more funnies...

When we see something like this, we often ask - why didn't they think of that before?

A Lithuanian man broke down, he didn't have the required warning triangle so he put
down a bowl of tomatoes and peppers. The cops laughed so much they let him off the fine!

Careful how you write that!

The Photobomber who came unstuck!

I suppose this is a fence - if so - why???

Guess who forgot to put the bungs in?

How about 24 hour news

A Railway man's comment!

 Thanks Robert!







Oh! And it's back to school day!

This guy works in a brewery and a keg sploshed over him, so he went outside to dry off
unfortunately someone caught him on camera!

The shadows on these windows create an optical illusion

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!





Just a walking fridge!

Thanks Klaus!









Harwich Weather for Saturday

Following a bright start, increasing cloud will bring a band of rain across all areas during the afternoon. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 26mph  Min13c  Max 23c Chance of rain 80% Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

 Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another lovely day here on the East Coast, it cannot last! Now having returned from the Marina and finished dinner, it's time for me to try and entertain you!

The Beautiful German Language
(No translation necessary)

There are too many pictures of funny fruit on the Internet......buuuuuut!

Sigh of relief!

Now that my friends is Marleting!

We're not dead yet!

Er.......Yup!

Ethan's sister has a plan!!!

Edinburgh has a fag bin where you can vote, maybe they could have used it for Brexit

Earth Day

A Baptism - allegedly!

LOL!

Philosophical thought of the day

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









Not quite got the idea yet!
   

That's got to hurt!

Thanks Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Friday

Mostly cloudy with rain slowly moving Southwards, turning heavy at times. Becoming brighter into the evening. Maximum temperature 23 deg C.

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Big day today our boat took to the water for the first time in our ownership. Looking forward to a few trips before the weather changes. Here are your Funnies - please enjoy!

This is a bit long but well worth a look. It is amazing what you can do with one pair of hands - as our ancestors did!

Thanks Klaus!









Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

You have absolutely no chance Buddy!

I think yes - by implication!

In the late 90s this gadget was rejected as totally useless!!!!!

This purports to be a clown fly

Wait for it..............wait for it!

One way of announcing an upcoming happy event!

The guy didn't know the address - so he drew a map and Icelandic Post delivered it!

Shower curtain for nerds

More Wisdom from The QI Elves









For the Boys - another Mancave

Images from Mother Russia
And no I am not breast obsessed!

The sun's out - let's go boating!

Thanks Klaus!







Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry and bright with plenty of sunshine and only limited cloud amounts. However, sunshine is likely to turn hazy late in the day. Light South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 23 deg C.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We're back in harness after the Bank holiday. Great excitement in our house tonight, the boat is being launched tomorrow! We have been working on her for 4 weeks and given her the name "Winston". We hope she will be a lucky ship! Now for more fun stuff - just for you!

How about - a stripper with a difference!

Ah! An interloper!

He lives in a rough area!

The vents or the position of the picture, destroy the whole thing!

Awww!

Unexpected visitor to the pool!

Problems for Dutchmen in China!

Threats in Engrish!

And yes that is a watermelon!

Here's Dad looking cool, but still being Dad!

Bwabrglllglleaaa! - Oh it's refraction!

Relax - they landed safely!

The Canadians have started the fence!

In Florida people were driving into the canal thinking it was just a flooded street!

Hmm - not much to say.......

Human do not touch my dog!

Yes I had to look twice too!

The label makers are having a laugh again...

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Meanwhile at Devil's Drop......

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Dry and sunny throughout the day and feeling very warm. South Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 16mph  Max 25c  Min 13c chance of rain 10%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.