Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a slightly below average day today. First it rained most of the day, second we both went to the dentist! Nothing more to say except - 

"Enjoy your Funnies!"

Stands to reason!

Thanks Gloria!

The Skunk Prank!

Apple - I'll tell you what I'll do - go to Poundland and buy a pair of wired ones!!!

Definitely a Legend!

She split with her boyfriend, after she went to bed he removed her toilet!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Just for the 90% !!!

He visited Norway - here's proof!

Another aimed at the 90%!

Nothing to say here!

Thanks again Gloria!










Photoshopped? Naaaaah!

Skywriting comedian!

What a kind thought!

Micro cop!

This? It's just physics!

Know who your friends are!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry, sunny morning. Cloud increasing through the day, but still warm, bright spells. Becoming breezier later.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 22 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a cloudy but warm day today. Went to lunch with family, had a glass of wine and therefore slept most of the afternoon! Now that I have woken up, I will do my best to entertain!

Meet the oldest cat in the World
(140 in cat years)

Alan in full flight!

The cast of "Back to the Future" 33years on!

Really? - I mean Really?

This tree, the loneliest in the World situated in the middle of the Sahara -
was destroyed by a truck in 1973!!!

Coming to a hospital in UK near you in the next few years!!!

You know what they say about men in muscle trucks!

I nearly decided not to post this..........!

Now there's a thing!

This chap's camouflage shorts are working well!

Just take a note of the date!
They knew even then!

In English at last!

Thanks Susi!












In South Korea they have 2 Emergency numbers - Help.......and Holy S*it!

A little joke I found!

Last week, 22 people placed 4,000 mini dominoes with tweezers in an attempt to break the world record for Most Mini Dominoes toppled. Their attempt failed when a fly landed on one of the dominoes, setting off the chain prematurely.

Ta Da!

One way to do it!

Harwich weather for Thursday

Rain, heavy at times, moving Eastwards during the morning. Improving from the North-West during the afternoon with all except coastal districts fine and dry by evening.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We seem to have been busy today, but didn't achieve much! Went to the Post, Health Centre for herself - check up, delivered donations to charity shop and then home for TV. Now I have a few more "Little Gems" which I hope may raise a laugh!

Sleeping are we?

A History lesson...

We could do this - Chaps?

Great Idea!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Very tempting!

One of those days!

One of those days 2 !

It's always puppies or kittens!

Thanks Barbara!










Great advice Google!

Thanks Dot!










Love the Cousins' slogans 2 !

I have an ambition to visit Iceland - this is the Blue Lagoon!

In this Senior's sheltered housing scheme in the US - the properties are all 1940s style!

Clever B*ggers!

Thanks Susi!










Derek's Joke
Pinch of salt required here!
Thanks Derek!












They have to learn the hard way!

Thanks Klaus!










And now for something completely different!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A mostly cloudy start, then dry with warm sunshine developing and becoming breezier through the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They forecast thunderstorms, but so far - none! It's a pleasant day with variable clouds, 22.9c a good temperature for us! Now for more pictorial fun - just for you!

Ole!

At first I thought that it was a snake!

Thanks Camilla!











It's so hot in the Southern States that the corn is popping on the cob!

Everyone!

Scrape her off the ceiling please!

Amazing picture - pity they felled the greater proportion of them!

Toot!

In truth only one!

My! How times have changed -
1TB now around £40 !!!

Thanks Derek!











I don't understand this - maybe he will be the next Bond?

Thanks Robert!










Canine stick up!

Thanks again Robert!










Hmmm!

The Milky Way and Perseid meteors last night UK S. Coast

Thanks Richard C !










Salma Hayek - now aged 51 !

Time lapse of Coke Car!

Broken fingers anyone?

Even I a total nerd would never have one of these!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dry day is expected with variable cloud. Most areas are likely to see spells of warm or very warm sunshine with light winds inland, fresher along the coast once again. 

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C 

Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station at 1530

Thanks as always for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.