Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, - I have copied and pasted that 1931 times as of today! Meanwhile, we visited the Health Centre and the Post Office. Later we were called to 93 year old neighbour who had fallen and couldn't get up! - We managed to help her without calling the emergency services, and after a cup of tea, she seems OK!

Here are your Funnies!

Tickle a tortoise!

Tour de France!

Thanks Klaus!












Seems like a plan!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Once upon a time

Smart answer!

From the day he is born until the day he dies,
 he wants to eat your dinner and sleep in your bed!!!

The Party's over - it's time to call it a day!

Just to think, these buffoons are trying to get power and rule us!!!

Thanks Barbara!










The Pope just relaxed the law on condoms, it seems as if a bit more practice is required!

I'm not sure about this..............maybe soon!

Watch!

Thanks Helen!











Another great truth!

Yes! Cannot be unseen!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









How to get a bulldog down the hill!

I love this!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday 

Very warm with light winds and sunny spells contributing to a continuing humid feel. Mainly dry, but with the odd fleeting light shower possible in the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 25 deg C 

Wind: South-West 6 mph, gusting 12 mph

UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

From my weather cam at 1950 - the nights are drawing in!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a grey day today with a sharp breeze. I avoided doing any work today by being busy finding new funny pictures for you all.

The NL Government have refused to let the Pastafarians
 wear colanders for their passport photos!

Eric and Ern - masters of their trade!

I can help - a box of clothes moths - do it for free!

Now there's a plan!

Shoplifters!

Clever Benedict!

Hmmm! I see trouble ahead!

Us!

I say again 90% of them are cabbages!

He called his wife at the vet's to see how things were going -
"not too well" was the reply!

Nothing new under the sun!

What a little Sh*t!

Nice dress you're almost wearing!
(Natalie Portman modeling for Dior)

Ha Ha!

Thanks Robert!











They aren't related. He met his mini me -
 they really do look alike!

Totally understandable matey!

Looks as if Thor's a bit miffed today!

A Berber lady, the Berbers were originally Europeans who moved
 to Africa many hundreds of years ago.

More Wisdom from the QI Elves










Robert's Joke
Thanks Robert!













George Takei is amused!

Filming skateboarders can be dodgy!

Harwich Weather for Monday

On the cloudy side and feeling rather humid with light winds. Sunny spells are still expected with isolated light showers also possible.

Maximum temperature: 25 deg C 

Wind: South-West 6 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I had a little boat trip today, - good for the soul! Now I have found a few more funny pictures just for you!

One nano second after he sees a cat!

I love Denmark and the Danes - I hate Media hacks!
This guy isn't going to be intimidated!

I can drive you mad!

Somebody's brain is in neutral!

Yup!

Hmmmm! It's always stranger than fiction!

Mega Yacht?

Thanks Ann!










Maria Fernanda - cosplay

It took one moment!

He looks very much like his sister, so they did a Faceswap and the result is........

BMW drivers look away now!

You know those whizzy doorbells that transmit to your mobile?
His mate tied a balloon in front of it!

Me after watching Masterchef!

Sarah Millican...

Dame Maggie says........!

Thanks Susi!









Even spit on the floor!

Not Funny but quite amazing bearing in mind this was 1924 - 6 years after the Great War!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Rather cloudy, although locally bright at first. Feeling humid, but intermittent drizzle will spread South-Eastwards with strengthening winds, then sunny intervals will return later with winds easing.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We went to Colchester today, medical practice and later to supermarket, home to lunch. PM , TV and now another search for entertaining pictures with which to amuse!

They know it's the vets, so they try to hide!

So Cute, her Daddy does the movement!

Thanks Klaus!













His friend, a pilot sent him this - but why do that???

Hermione Granger cosplay!

Er yes!

Thanks Derek!










We now have an electric car. We hope that we never have to cope with this!

The tech must be one of the 90%!

Yup - Nothing happened. nothing!

Yes at first glance.......

Thanks Mark!

Meet Sean Lennon and James McCartney, their Dads had a band once!

The old guy was afraid to get on the escalator, this young guy said "May I help you sir?"
Restores your faith in young people!

Hmmm! Direct and to the point!
(PS - Which car not what!)

He's a champion skimmer!

Pity he didn't destroy it!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A largely dry day is expected with variable amounts of cloud, but also warm and humid feeling sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 25 deg C 

Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 23 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Our weather station at 1930

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.