Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another warm sunny day, our Indian summer will end soon no doubt! We shopped today - we need to eat! Now I have tried to find you more original fun stuff for your amusement!

The baby was cold so they took her away and came
 back with Mother Theresa!

I always thought they said "Phenomenon" - I must have been wrong!

He dropped a fortune cookie into his wife's lunch - she sent him this -
not best pleased!

They're Bongs! Ha Ha!

Their twin sons go back to school!
(Might just be Hogwarts!)

Bwaaaaaaaaa!

Hey Matey! - You dropped something!

On October 28th...........

Thanks Geoff!

Thanks Gloria!











Brave Iranian girls say this to the hijab!

2000 year old mask found at the temple of the Sun Pyramid in Mexico!

Salad! - OK my diet starts right now!

It's simple physics!

OK - I think I'll use my socks!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










I suppose this was absolutely necessary!

A little camera trickery!

Harwich Weather for Friday


Any mist and fog clearing, then mostly dry with sunny spells and light winds. However, the odd spot of light rain is possible in places.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: North-East 3 mph, gusting 9 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another mild day. We shopped and spent PM watching TV. Then unexpectedly it rained. I didn't have to dig for many funnies tonight! - Most came to me, for which thanks to my kind friends who help tremendously!

Back view is best!

Dave's at it again!

Boys never grow up!

Er.....I think we can wait till Friday!

Keep Calm!

Thanks Gloria for this and the next 3 !!!











Pole cat?

I have a degree in crawling!

Same IQ as a Daffodil!

What's wrong? - Nothing!

Wiki definition!

Old Wassisname!

Thanks Robert!










For those who need proof!

Thanks again Robert!











Yes Rough!

Thanks Pete!











Thinking of Brexit - the Chinese have one word for it!

Thanks Richard Osman!










And God said.............Yawn!

Must be an Australian Cowboy!

Crafty little b*gger!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Mainly dry, sometimes bright or sunny conditions. Feeling slightly cooler than recent days. Brisk North-Easterly winds along the Essex coast. Dry, clear and fresher overnight. Maximum temperature: 15 deg C Wind: North-East 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another wonderful day, warm sun and light wind, so we had a boat trip. All went well, and we were home to lunch. Now for more funny stuff for your delectation!

I don't think he likes golf!

This is fun "Don't stop me now!"

That Geoff!

British Riposte!

His first attempt at a panoramic shot - it sort of works!

Smartass!

Or are they taking the p*ss?

Ha Ha!

This could be me in another incarnation!

Be afraid - be very afraid!

It took a chain gang of 3 people 3 hours to do this!

"Look scared" they said - she delivered!

The aircrew from a Ryanair flight to Portugal sleeping on the airport floor because Ryanair
wouldn't put them up in a Hotel! (Allegedly)

I read yesterday that the IQs of younger people is dropping! Here is some evidence!!!

Seen in a gun shop in the US...

An oldie but goodie!

Now you know!

Thanks Sarah!











What happens when there's snow at Halloween!

His Vietnamese friend sees snow for the first time!

Visible Tweets!

Here's a comparison!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










And then............the drone hit the bus!

He has just heard Dave Gorman's Joke
(And no I haven't heard it yet either!)

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry start with bright spells after any mist or fog clears. Thicker cloud and patchy rain spreading slowly Southwards, although many parts should see a pleasant day throughout.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C

Wind: South-West 5 mph, gusting 12 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Our Weather Station at 1940

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.