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Tuesday, 30 October 2018

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was showery and chilly again today. Went out to help friends with printer issues, and shopped for a few basics. The Internet continues to be awash with halloween pictures, what a relief it will soon be over! Now for a few (very few) funny pictures.....








Hmmm!














It's old but I still have to giggle!
















Street art














Tonight's philosophical thought!













At the Pirate themed bowl - she decided to go as - a cannon!













Lacy shadow














Therefore it is a Henge!













The English language is dying!!!













The end of civilisation as we know it!












Hey you wimps!













A little help fromSiri!












More Wisdom from the QI Elves










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

After a chilly start, it will stay dry with good sunny spells for most, feeling a little milder than of late. Rain spreading Northwards overnight.
Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 24 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 29 October 2018

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a chilly showery day, so apart from a quick visit to the Post Office, I kept a low profile and fiddled electronically. Now for a bit more pictorial fun - just for you!









Nothing to say here!















Oldie but goodie!


Thanks Derek!















The wild turkeys have started following the postman, a bit like a postal Pied Piper!












This crow is actually a cat!












Love the Cousins' slogans!












Love this! See rant below!









As I couldn't find many pictures not Halloween related, I think I will have a grumble about the way in which the English (English) language is being destroyed! 


Have you noticed........
Named for instead of named after
Of instead of from
Least worst option
Two time instead of double
Deplane
It is what it is
Touch base
Physicality - is that a word - ?
Not 12th Birthday but turned 12
Shopping cart instead of trolley
I'm good instead of I am well - I'm not asking about your behaviour - I'm asking about your health!
Gotten
Take out not take away
A half hour instead of half an hour
Heads up 
Train station used to be railway station
My Bad
Oftentimes
Going forward (I think this means next!)
You do the math  that's almost as silly as a trouser
Where it's at - what's wrong with where it is?
Zee instead if Zed
Everything ending in Already!
Got it for free instead of it was free etc etc etc!
Many I have heard on BBC TV News items, and I have no doubt 
that there are many many more!

As I am now 75 I "Get off on" being a grumpy old git!!!










Now get out of that!












Not best pleased!












Metamorphosis!











Oh! So True!












Cold car is not pleased!















He really is wild with his competitor!


Thanks Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloudy start with rain, heavy and persistent for some areas. Rain clearing North-Eastwards later with brighter spells perhaps developing. Strong winds easing.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: North-West 14 mph, gusting 23 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continued loyalty!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday, 28 October 2018

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed day with sun rain and hail! It's OK in here though! Now with the help of my friends, particularly Derek, I didn't have to go to the nether regions tonight! Hope you enjoy them!









Be Afraid!













Sound on!














No Me Neither!












This tool a mo!














What an idea!!!








Go on Amazon they said, they're much cheaper they said!













The next eight are from Derek - with a traffic sort of vibe!

Thanks Derek!





































































Nuff said!











They're all at it!


Thanks Gloria!










Tony's Joke
Thanks Tony!












The Late Great Ken Dodd!












Harwich Weather for Monday

A largely fine day with lengthy sunny spells and just the odd shower, mainly affecting coastal districts. Feeling rather cold and staying breezy.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C

Wind: North-East 13 mph, gusting 23 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday, 27 October 2018

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Tonight I swept aside a load of Halloween pictures, but as I didn't have enough left I was forced to put a couple in! - There you go! Enjoy the rest of your weekend!








It seems impossible but the bit on the end is his skull!













Hitler tree in Norfolk? More QI mayhem!

















His first attempt at pumpkin carving!













Michelle Pfeiffer in the early 1970s














Good effort young sir!














Hmmm! - Nearly didn't post that one!













Freddy fancy dress - almost made it!












It's obvious!












Yet another variant! (Hand on bum!)











The next four are from Robert - for which thanks very much!

Anteater picnic!












Ha Ha not true but.....















Peter and Jane running the railway!














Hardly dare show this.....












Japanese washbasin fills the cistern to save water,
I guess you have to straddle the pan to wash?













Got to the NHS and she logged off!













Same to you matey!














He got lost in Venice - found this - nuff said!














Sadly my usual Animated gif site no longer allows downloads,
 so I have had to look elsewhere!








Artists












Shake that thing!












Harwich Weather for Sunday

Staying cold with sunny spells and a few showers, these becoming confined to Eastern districts. Winds a little lighter than recent days. Turning sunny across inland areas.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: North-East 14 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.