Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another unbelievably warm sunny day today. We had to shop for food, and PM, watched "The Favourite" starring Olivia Coleman. Cleverly made, brilliantly acted, but rather weird! Now for more pictorial fun just for you!

Gravy? Really???

For no particular reason - Here's Chuck Berry!

Offers Offers!

Wonderful - This blind mother to be was given a 3d print of her baby's ultrasound!

English humour!

He didn't like this schmalzy sign so he "repurposed" it!

Mark gets lines!

How very appropriate!

I am sure she wouldn't get away with that!

Ladies and Gentlemen you have really arrived in Merica!

Do you think Mr Malik has over run on his meter???

Absolutely!

Thanks Robert!













Tee Hee!

Thanks again Robert!














Boom Boom!

Thanks yet again Robert!












In Russia they have a jet powered train, but I fear that it isn't going to catch on!

Captain Jack has philosophy!

Thanks Susi!












Hmm! - Not sure!

Thanks again Susi!












Shrek's swamp birthday cake!

Interesting Drone Pictures!
Thanks Derek!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A chilly start with local fog patches clearing mid-morning. A dry and eventually mild day with light winds and lengthy periods.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C
Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com




As you can see I sometimes have problems with little spinners!

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I had some weirdness today, I was expecting to have a procedure on my left thumb. having arrived at the hospital, I saw a second consultant who said that yes I will have an operation, and his secretary will be in touch. So having psyched myself up, I am now a trifle deflated! Never mind, I must concentrate on tonight's challenge!

Tibbles was put on a diet - the result is purrfect!!!

The Great Bill Bailey!

See you!

Really???

Maybe time to throw this out of the fridge!

Scarlett Johansson has gone Goth!

Chaps, maybe we should pack up there's a little shower on the way!

Not clever - but there again clever!

Mary was thrown out by her family for marrying, but now 65 years later!!!!!

Discount for well behaved kids! - Now there's a plan!

His Girlfriend asked him to photo her in the bath! - It didn't turn out as he expected!

Typical car salesmen!

Yes they really did that!

Just a matter of interpretation!

Thanks Susi!











I know that's a Croc - sorry I don't understand this one!

Freudian slip!

Amazing curved spine surgery!

I am not sexist this could have been a man - but hey!

Thanks Klaus!













BTW for my Boaty Friends Harwich Haven Authority
are showing live video feeds of the harbour

You can see them here










Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Early mist and fog patches will clear. Staying dry and feeling pleasant again by midday with good sunny spells and light winds, but somewhat fresher along the coast and beaches.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C

Wind: South-East 8 mph, gusting 15 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We're publishing early today, as we will shortly be going to our Daughter - in - law's birthday. This morning I visited the boat, all was well. Now I am collecting a few of the latest fun pictures for your amusement, enjoy!

If you are depressed, buy a mad cat and he will cheer you up!

Now you have to be really old to remember this chap!

Lightning strike on a golf course!

Honey badgers are the most savage animal on Earth
(Apart from man of course!)

Fake!

Don't blink!

Blunt, to the point an probably true!

Another Great Truth!

Clever, but how can he see where he's going?

We've all been here!

Hmmm! A bit sinister this!

More snow fun!

Willy hit it on the head!

This took a moment!

"Hit it Chewy" - I think I know where this is going!

I can see the logic of this!!!

Grand Bretagne - Null Points!
Soon be Eurovision again!

He's dead Jim!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry and mild start to the new week with lengthy spells of sunshine. Feeling fresher along the coast, but rather warm inland.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C
Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.