Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I had a good morning and finished painting the boat's bottom, looking forward to launching in just over a week's time. Had a struggle with the pictures tonight, many are either just plain filthy and or unfunny. Hope they are OK for you!

Angry faced kitty - cute though!

Sorry - but I love this stuff!

As soon as they learn!

They blow not suck! - But I get the idea!

Tonight's Great Truth

There are still people who still  believe!

Just don't ask!

Mother and daughter piloting for Delta Airlines - Great!!!

I don't wish to work there!

What on earth are you doing in there???

No not Tyrion Lannister!

Oh! The indignity!

He was gasping for a fag!!!

Self portrait, she subliminally thinks she's two faced!!!

Blame it on the dog!

Nobody likes a smartass!

Yay! It's still the weekend!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Perhaps a cloudy and damp start in places, however soon brightening up with plenty of warm sunshine for much of the day in continuing light winds.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C

Wind: North-West 12 mph, gusting 21 mph

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today the sun came out resulting in frenetic energy expended in the garden and a huge clear out of the garage, and a trip to the recycling. Now feeling slightly bruised, I am digging out even more fun stuff with which to entertain you all!

Three years in remission - brave lady!

Just cute!

Blame it on the lamp post!

We've seen these before but this one is especially delicate!

She's 5ft1 he's 6ft7 - hotel dressing gowns, one size does not fit all!

Bored!

Love the Cousin's slogans!

I think James the Photoshop man is at it again!

Meet Achatina fulica - the African Giant snail - cuddly eh?

Good old Cwith!

Thanks Gloria!












This elephant will change colour soon!
Bananaaaaaaaa!

Haven't we all chaps?

Thanks Robert (and Susi) !













It's always the cat!

Thanks again Robert!











An old joke in a new guise!

This little turtle has a smiley on his shell!

This army dog has just landed from a skydive!

Live your life!

Thanks again Susi!











OK so the trucking company is called Rowlings!

Quite right too!

- Tiptoe - through - the - tulips!

Patience is a virtue!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

After a chilly start, it will be dry with light winds and bright or sunny intervals, as there will be patchy cloud at times.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Took a little trip, a nostalgic one for our neighbour of 93. During WW2 she worked at HMS Ganges - naval training establishment at Shotley - Ganges closed many years ago, but it was enjoyable and brought back many memories for her. Here are your funnies for the weekend!

Novel use of a false eyelash!

Classic Monty Python - timeless!

Nice sunglasses!!!

Just a matter of priorities!

Exploring the Chernobyl contamination area, they found a 92 year old lady and her son
 who have lived there for the whole time, and appeared to be OK!!!

Definitely spherical!

Ha Ha Ha!!!

Boys - a rearguard security device!

You never win on exchange rates!

Thanks Ann!












Ice shards on the edge of lake Michigan

Allegedly a randomly created number plate!

There's stupid and then there's ..........................!

Conundrum!

Thanks Matt C!










To be authentic you have to chop it off!

This isn't a photo - it's a painting!

Meet Scilla Garble, who was Sophia Loren's body double - I can't imagine why!!!

Clever ruse!

Dust mark made by a spider that dropped onto his phone!

Yes he's the only male at the nursing college graduation celebration!

Carlton appears to be happy!

Well they did say "Smile" !!!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Mostly cloudy to start with the odd spot of rain still possible. Thereafter, largely dry with bright or sunny spells, but feeling cooler than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.