Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was heavy showers today, so I stayed in working on my other blog, replacing pages that Google succeeded in losing for me! Now I have delved, as is my wont to present to you a few more funny bits....

Thank you Lord!

More from the Cornish Maestro!

Yes and most of us survived!

Unkind but true!

In other words................off!

Really?

Indeed!

Er!..............I don't think so!

If you have unruly passengers on board, drop 'em here!

Yes it is a drawing!

We are all going to Hell!

Go off roading they said - it will be fun they said!

Who did that? Any of you???

All Guinea Pigs should go to Switzerland!

We all remember the ground squirrel shouting "Steve"!!!

 Thanks Jamie!










Nice pair of........................Yoga pants!

They will always find a way!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









I am hoping that's for charity!

He said what???

Harwich Weather for Friday

Sunny spells for the morning with scattered heavy, perhaps thundery, showers developing. Through the afternoon these are replaced by cloudier conditions and generally light showers.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I am publishing early today, as I am out on our monthly meeting of the Ex Tabler's club tonight. They are my friends and have been for at least 45 years. We have a meal and solve most of the problems of the World. So here is what I have managed to gather together today...

Don't you just hate it when this happens?

Man buys his wife a new Mercedes!

Thanks Gloria!
















He was fed up with signing yearbooks, so he made a rubber stamp!

Seems logical!

I fall in between both of these - so I think they both look like dicks!

Ah! Those good old days!

So they decided to call it....................!

After they bought this property in Brazil, they planted  2 million trees,
which now supports numerous species of plants and animals !

Grandad still uses this computer running MS DOS and saves his data on floppies!

His phone died so he completely dismantled and framed it!

Hero or Devil - you decide!

In Manilla, after a 6 magnitude earthquake the water in this
 hotel's infinity pool emptied out!

She deserves a good slapping!

Another Great Truth!

Love slogans!

They would argue of course that the satellites are stationed around the rim!

It says "Why can't my husband go to the pub on a Friday night like all the others?"

Thanks Klaus!













Only a rabbit shopping!

Only an Elephant surfing!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Often cloudy with further heavy and possibly thundery showers moving up from the south. Occasional sunshine breaking through, especially early afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C

Wind: South-East 16 mph, gusting 28 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After forecasts of doom, it was quite a nice day! Cooler than yesterday, but hazy sun all day. More doom tomorrow...I seem to have been immersed in computers most of the day, even though I am retired! However I cannot see my friends struggle. Now more of the usual fun stuff gleaned from that Interweb thing...

Bit of a Bruiser!

Bill Bailey doing what he does best!

A special kind of idiot!

Things are changing for the better - this A320 aircrew are all ladies

But he is a Sikh - they're OK!

Only if you have a modicum of intelligence!

Hang on, Easter celebrates the Resurrection!
Anyway the egg thing is pagan!

Tonight's unanswerable question!!!

Thanks Robert!












This Loo window almost perfectly frames the London Eye!

This is called the PVC polka!

Yesterday was Queen Elizabeth's birthday -
not that Elizabeth!!!

Be careful what you wish for Mark!

That looks quite a nice place below, maybe I will go and live there!

I embarrass my wife - I always ask for discount!
Money doesn't talk - it screams!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!

Thanks Klaus!











He thinks we are a laugh!

Buzz thinks that is cringeworthy -
he's also been known to punch stupid people!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cloudy start with the risk of showers at first, possibly heavy and thundery. These clearing Northwards with warm sunshine likely for the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C
Wind: South 18 mph, gusting 33 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.