Old Git's Funnies

Sunday, 28 April 2019

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Despite dire warnings it was quite nice here today. I worked on the boat this morning, and fiddled with computer pm. Now once again I am trying to find enough funny pictures to amuse, it is a struggle sometimes!

Choc chip weirdness!

Jethro again!

Little Rock!

When the children misbehave, teacher puts TV spoilers on the board!

Not in my day!

This is the way that the folk in Middlesborough shame the council into fixing the pot holes!

Thanks Ann!

This chap is so like Ed Sheeran that he is often mistaken for him - they met in South Africa

I don't like tattoos but this kind of makes sense!

Especially if he can fire the gun!

Thanks Jamie!

This is what happens if you remove a load bearing wall!

This building appears to be 2D!

That could work!

Thanks Robert!

He's just chilling!

Got fleas Tibbles?

Yes it is a bit of a giggle isn't it!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Patchy overnight fog will clear to give bright or sunny spells. It should remain dry with light winds and feeling warmer.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 13 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 27 April 2019

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It blew a hooligan here today, with showers to add to the mix. Being a cautious soul I stayed indoors. I fiddled about with an old computer for a while, but gave up and watched TV. NCIS is our favourite, today's is episode 19, we think they've lost the plot a bit, it's gone all psychological! Here are your Funnies...

Give up Frank! You're too fat and I'm inedible anyway!

How to fool wine snobs!

I usually love the Cousins' slogans but this one is a bit deep!

His Mother couldn't stop giggling when she saw his art project!

Two heavy lifters having a good laugh!

You can see how deep this old tortoise buried himself for the Winter!

Riposte!

Pity I can't Pooh!

Thanks Ann

Very apt and to the point!

Thanks Geoff

Oh! I get it!

This lovely girl is from Iran. If she went back looking like that she would get 140 lashes
and 3 years in Jail !

Oldie but Goodie!

This young lady is from Massachusetts, her idea to slow traffic at a pedestrian crossing

This Optician offers discounts to those patients who are polite!

Mansplaining!

Hmm - New Tech I guess!

Thanks Sandra!

If we all made one small act of human kindness every day........!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!

Pug is not impressed!

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be too enthusiastic

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A generally cloudy start, then bright or sunny spells gradually developing. Many places will remain dry, although there is a chance of a few showers through the morning and early afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: North-West 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 26 April 2019

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were at our old neighbour's funeral today, she was nearly 90, so it wasn't a sad affair, and her son spoke a very good eulogy. Later we shopped for essential supplies, so we are set for the weekend. Now for your funnies, please enjoy them!