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Friday, 10 January 2020

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I was busy at the IT group in town this morning, where I am a helper. PM walked by the sea, and then continued fixing a friend's laptop. Now for more potted hilarity, courtesy of the nether regions of the Internet - Just for you!








Aaah!




Thanks Robert!








I don't think that this is what you will think that it is.....!


Thanks Klaus!










And me - more than 10ft!

 Thanks Gloria!












Known in the trade as the "Black Death"!!!













Ice volcano!












Do Di Do -  Do Di Do!!!












I really need one of these!












Yes it is a cake!!!












Hmmm! It has been a while!












Spooky!












Clever! I think that hers would be bigger than mine!











Men can have them too!


Thanks again Robert!










The Next Five are debunking stuff - you will understand!






























































Potholes - don't mention them!!!


Thanks yet again Robert!










Sarah suddenly realises that she is standing right next to Joaquin!












He can't get his Doggybike started!



Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Saturday

Generally cloudy and rather windy with some brighter spells at times. Most places remaining dry. Mild.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: South-West 21 mph, gusting 37 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.












Thursday, 9 January 2020

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I was working on a friend's computer in between the vacuuming. I eventually worked out that the hard drive was near to expiring. PM the sun came out so walked my usual route. Hopefully the new hard drive will arrive tomorrow so that I can finish the computer. Now for more pictorial fun which will I hope, amuse you!






A little local difficulty!!!











My first thought was "pity the bikes", 
but I guess they're doing their best with limited resources!


Thanks Klaus!















I think that we've all been here at some time!


Thanks Matt C!













I really don't think you wanted to do that!












It's fashion - but WHY???












It took a second look to realise what it was!












Wow! That's a monster - at first I thought that it was bread!












Room with a view












Trucking whoops!














Today's philosophical thought!















Freudian sticker!













Sh*t happens!












I am trying to reduce carbs starting Monday!













Another Great Truth!












That look!












Ancient proverb!













Yes! Make sure it's dead first!












La La La La La La - dancing on the Moon
(by Sting)!












Harwich Weather for Friday

Rather cloudy early on, but this soon dispersing to leave a dry day with light winds and plenty of sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.














Wednesday, 8 January 2020

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was Colchester Hospital with our 94 year old neighbour today. It was only a checkup, and she was told that she doesn't have to go again. Good news. Now I have struggled a bit with funny pictures tonight. it happens sometimes, and maybe mood has something to do with it, and I find many of them either too rude or to banal to publish. In any event I hope that they will make you smile!









That showed you!



Thanks Jamie!








Fascinating!















Now you see me now you don't!













Desolation!












Just - Bills!













Hmmm! - I won't say anything incriminating!!!












That was our time!


Thanks Ann!










I see that Planking is back!












It says "Let's try again after you've been on your diet!"


Thanks Klaus!












Happy Divorce cake!












I rest my case!


Thanks again Jamie!










Now a window in a plane loo may be luxury - but why???












It says "Hello Sweet" - "Old Crawler!"


Thanks again Klaus!












Really???












Now why didn't I think of that?












Another Great Truth!
Put yours away yet???














Mean but still funny!



Thanks Klaus!










Do not mess with Tibbles!



Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

A cloudier day expected. It should remain mostly dry with the cloud breaking at times to give some brightness. Strong winds through the morning, easing by the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 37 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.




























Tuesday, 7 January 2020

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a nice day, I walked by the sea as usual, nattered with other old guys including Dave the pug. Next we boosted the profits of Lidl, stuff for the freezer etc. Now it is time to cobble together yet another plethora of pictorial fun - just for you!








Depends on the taste!











It is a trait of human nature that we laugh at others' misfortune!


Thanks Klaus!














Needs must the devil drive!













I can do that.........No! I mean.........Never mind!











Why do they bother?












Any time now!













Oh! The Luck of the Irish!













That's canine instinct!












Little children say what they see!!!













How about Orchestral music while you swim?













I know that feeling!


Thanks Gloria!










The useless inventions guy is back - this time it's mittens with a special hole
 so one can give people "The Finger" !












This Australian Restaurant gives 10% discount for no phones!
Dad seems pleased!












The Thai Government just banned plastic bags in supermarkets -
the Thais are very inventive people!












There's a magnificent pair - of chimnies in the background!












Hey! Where did you get your driver's license? - Ebay?












Selective breeding........then.....!













Cow pats can be a hazard!



Thanks again Klaus!










I think I know where she's coming from!


Thanks Yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Probably brightest first thing with hazy sunshine possible. Becoming cloudier generally, however with rain spreading from the South later. Wet and windy overnight into Thursday.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.