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Thursday, 23 January 2020

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today was a very grey and misty one, although the rain stayed away. Went into town this morning, Madam's hairdo, post and chemist. PM walked with my new friend Roxy (she's a Lurcher), and we got along just fine. Now once again I promise to do my best to find more entertaining stuff - just for you!







You have been warned!



Thanks Gloria!









More funny ads


Thanks Klaus!














A Definition!













Hmmm! Can't choose!
 The next little series I have called "The Unexplained" -
No captions because I don't understand!
































































The making of Indiana Jones!













Seen in a car window of a carnivore!


Thanks again Gloria!










What's your excuse!


Thanks yet again Gloria!











Clever advertising!












I might be burned for heresy - but.....


Thanks Robert!










Topical!












Do you think it's her Daemon???












2x Late arrivals from Gloria!



Tribute to a Great Python!











Good thinking!!!


Many thanks Gloria!











Total disaster!!!




Thanks Klaus!









Europe's biggest problem!!!


Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Friday

Overnight mist or fog patches slow to clear on a mainly overcast day. Limited brighter spells are possible, these most likely during the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: South-West 5 mph, gusting 10 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.













Wednesday, 22 January 2020

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I am supposed to be retired, but today I spent a while with friends having email problems, and this afternoon I helped another old friend upgrading his RAM. I did manage to have a walk in between, and it was foggy - couldn't see anything out at sea. Now for your funnies!








I had no idea that Jar-jar Binks had such assets!










Maybe Newton was wrong!


Thanks Klaus!














Not so sure that they will!!!













Not headless! Just wearing a black hoodie!












This fish likes berries!














Just crossing the road minding their own business when...............!














I bet that the person driving this rocket powered carriage is not Amish!!!












Not the cuddly little animals you might think! - They can be savage!














Not sure what's going on here, but she is certainly making some kind of statement!













Well now they did say that they intended to be self sufficient!!!













This I can understand!


Thanks Derek!














Now that is awkward!













Ah! I see now how they arrived at that logo!














I am sorry to say that there's more than a little truth in this!












True!
















This is Newfoundland yesterday!
There is an urban myth that if the Eastern seaboard of North America
 has snow - we may get it 2 weeks later,,,,,,,,,,,,,,maybe!!!














However you might meet a unicorn en route!











Clever, but a bit fiddly!



Thanks again Klaus!










This is insane! - Clever though!


Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

Overcast for many with mist or fog patches persisting through the day. Limited bright or sunny spells developing by the afternoon. Cold overnight with a touch of frost.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-West 3 mph, gusting 8 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.











Tuesday, 21 January 2020

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today is edition number 2400!
A little milestone I suppose. Another nice day in little old Dovercourt, but it is getting colder. Now for another pictorial extravaganza, which I hope will amuse!








How very Aussie!



Thanks Pete (Who is on holiday in Oz!)









Thanks Klaus!










Ha Ha Ha!














I happen to like gingers - in fact I married one!













Now that's a bit naughty!












Smart answers are not a good idea in all situations!!!












Old picture - new caption!













Photoshop rules!














Really????? Even I can manage without that thing!












Another Great Truth!












Not funny - just a bit of our history!













How very apt!


Thanks Ann!











Pick it up!!!


Thanks David!










No - not a sniper it's a Radar trap in Brazil!!!


Thanks Ricardo!










Understandable in some companies!












An Undertaker with a sense of humour!!!












Oh! Romance!











Those Quebecois are pranking again!



Thanks again Klaus!









I found a Joke!








I didn't think he would do that!


Thanks yet again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cloudier day with mist and low cloud perhaps producing the odd spot of rain at times. Remaining rather cold, although temperatures should gradually pick up as the day progresses.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: North 5 mph, gusting 11 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.










Monday, 20 January 2020

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I took my usual walk by the sea, it was cold but calm and dry. Took out aged neighbour to the supermarket, and later shopped for ourselves. PM was time for more crime TV, and now I have assembled a little collection of fun stuff which appeared on the Internet in the last 24 hours. Enjoy!







Sunny Jim meets King Tut -
I have absolutely no idea what is going on here!!!











Now for something completely different!


Thanks Klaus!











Whoops - yes that's Life!














Always thinking of work!












Hmmm! Miltary Whoops!












I find it strange that this stupid fashion has lasted as long as it has!












Possibly it was earlier but hey!












The only ones I can manage!












Fine, but now scrape me off the ceiling!











THKU!!!












Tonight's Philosophical Thought!


Thanks Ann!











Foetal Development!


Thanks Derek!











Unmentionable Unpleasantness!


Thanks Gloria!










Boom Boom!


Thanks Jaini!










This stone stacking malarky is getting out of hand!












Another Philosophical Thought!


Thanks Joanne!











That English Language I have spoken it for around 75 years
and still get it wrong sometimes!











Pneumatics!



Thanks again Klaus!









How on earth???


Thanks yet again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another cold day, especially at first in areas of fog and freezing fog that may be slow to clear. Otherwise, fine with plenty of sunshine and light winds once again.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C
Wind: West 6 mph, gusting 12 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com




It's jolly dark outside our house tonight - quiet though!



Thanks for calling by! 


Cheers!


Richard.