Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was yet another very good day, with early frost but then sun with no wind. I walked to the beach, and pottered about a bit. We had a visit from number 2 son, and later the heating engineer called to fix our grumpy boiler. Now I am buzzing around in an attempt to provide a complete entertainment package for your delectation!

At the end of the mask requirement 2054!

Thanks Klaus!

Vlad the Bad is not the only thing coming out of Russia, these maidens are so much nicer!!!

Demo at Downing Street today!

Boris's party time!

Karma???

Dad Joke!

Thanks Geoff!

Zoom!

Thanks Robert!

I don't remember!!!

Thanks again Robert!

Food Retention!

Thanks Rosemary!

Home Rule!

Makes you glad???

Take it down to Boots - they can read it!!!

Most of us can't resist!

Oxymoron!

Icy road........Hey - a Locomotive!!!

Most companies do better without them!

In the late 19th century Telegrams were an amazingly efficient form of messaging!

Is that you Bob???

Dogloo!

I love his expression after 10 years!

Absolutely!

It's only a mouse!

How Mother Nature has taken over this old railway track!

But they're dead anyway!!!

I don't remember them having helicopters in the English Civil War!!!

Wow!

Not what you think - she has rolled down the window!

He's having fun, but I don't think he's really flying it!

Amazing!

Is it lunchtime yet???

Must be Japan!!!

Inventing Dungeons and Dragons!

Well done Princess!

Checking in are we???

Until he can save up enough for a real one!

Take it a bit slower next time!

Another Juxtaposition!

Sparkly!

How about a Steam Punk Pirate???

One Billion Seconds - Who knew?

I never act my age I'm a geriatric teenager!

Thanks Susi!

Did you bring your suitcase???

Thanks again Susi!

Now that's awkward!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dry, but rather cloudy day, with areas of mist and fog early on. Winds remaining light, but temperatures a degree or so higher than recent days.

Temperature: 7°C (Inland) and 7°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 6 miles per hour, gusting to 15 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:56

Sunset: 16:16

Moonrise: 13:05

Moonset: 05:20

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It  was a similar day to yesterday, frost but bright sun and calm. I walked to the beach and then went to the boat, to feed the electricity meter. I ran the heating and the electronics for a while and the headed home. PM it was binge watching NCIS. Now for more pictorial fun which I sincerely hope you will find to your liking!

Temptation!

Thanks Carolina!

Unfaelle = Accidents! 

Thanks Klaus!

Petition!

Why didn't I think of that???

A likely tale!

Party Time!

Species even!

Confidence!

Thanks Carolina again!

Just swap!

Thanks Derek! 

Thanks Jim!

One of my heroes!

Yet another alternative face covering!

I suppose she is!

I do believe that he is a bit miffed!

Being a Wallflower!

The dog did it!!!

Thanks again Carolina!

They're a lot smarter than you think!

A cosy for Slinky!

Wouldn't fool the RAF!

I want one - in my study!

Well I never!

Morale boost for the troops!

Unique!!!

Said he didn't like dogs!!!

A railway with heart!!!

When you look at this in 30 years' time you will cringe!

Cool Dude!

Making the best of the flood!

Some men never grow up!

Doggie Muffins.........do not turn your back!!!

Boys - shall we take a vote on this???

They often deviate from the plot - I agree with him!

Wot???

Remember him? - Myth Busters? Jamie Hyneman?

Ta Da! - Great Joy!

Had I known they would do this I would have flown there myself!

Bananaaaaaaaaaa!

Smile!

Venus v/s Mars!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Fun with pillows!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry and largely sunny day, after a frosty start. However, some areas of fog may be stubborn to clear, most likely across western parts of Essex.

Temperature: 6°C (Inland) and 6°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 3 miles per hour, gusting to 10 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:57

Sunset: 16:15

Moonrise: 12:37

Moonset: 04:12

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.