Old Git's Funnies

Friday, 7 November 2025

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was cloudy but there was no wind so it was mild. I walked to the end of the promenade for the first time for several days, and by the time that I arrived home I was really hot! I had a trip to the Pharmacy, the Post Office and the Co-op, the Pharmacy was very busy and I was nearly late for lunch. Now there are funnies out there that I must pull together to complete tonight's blog especially for you!

It's Shania!

In Japan they make use of unwanted straw!

Who is winning?

Colourful wall art!

Illusion!

Someone's got the hump!

Seagull 1 Great White 0!

Hedgehog crossing

Someone with time on their hands!

Tibbles is feeling blue!

Wow! Great kid's bunk bed!

Redneck hot tub!

This surround sound thing is never going to catch on!

The Long and the Short of it!

How to mend a puncture without stopping!

Grrrrr!

If you buy anything - they then pester you to buy the same thing!!!

This proves the myth about bears!

Not happening!

99% of these I am incapable of solving - I did however get this one!

As a Grammar Nazi I understand!

Princeless!

I guess this is a butt joke!

Oh! Noooooo!

You've no chance pal!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Thursday, 6 November 2025

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,Today I avoided a walk as it was raining. It cleared up later but I didn't go as I was worn out having done the vacuuming! I helped in the garden too, so hopefully a few brownie points may be forthcoming. There are now six planks on the port side of the boat......only 19 to go! meanwhile I have just finished compiling tonight's blog which is burgeoning with new fun stuff! I hope you find them to be OK!

How's your falsetto - you can join in!

Feet out of the water!!!

Dad Joke!

Imaginative shopping cart!

Fruity establishment!

I want one!

Watery juxtaposition!

Health and Safety where are you???

Nerd's paradise!

In case you can't read and are taken short!

Redneck car hoist!

Real and Imposter!

Photobombed by a pigeon!

Very prickly job!

It's one of those days when you feel that nothing is going to go well!

The Birds! The Birds!!!

It is built in at an early age!

Try it - It's mad!!!

Taking turns!

Nearly time for a trim love!

Playing with a Gibbon may be a bit unwise!

Trying to do the cool goodbye!

Now that's a great invention!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Thanks BBC!

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://boatingwiththepolleys.blogspot.com/

Thanks for calling by!

Richard.

Wednesday, 5 November 2025

Dear Family and Friends, Today was Mainly cloudy but still mild with a moderate breeze. I could see that it was going to be a big tide, because the water was already splashing onto the promenade. I worked on my model fishing boat for a while and PM we watched the latest NCIS. Now once again I have tried to do the best I can to give you the most up to date funnies on the Internet tonight. Please enjoy them!