Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another day working
on the boat, all electronics now work. The day was blighted, by me leaving my toolbox on the marina car park. Fortunately a kind soul took it to the Harbour Master's office. Now back home, it is time to get weaving and create another fun packed edition of your blog!

He let the fat cool, and saw this!

George Burns' best joke!

Well - it is free!

A ton of Scottish water, imagine this hitting you alongside the head!

Hey Bud - I think I see where you're going with this!

Autumn really has arrived!

Watching the match on a really hot day!

Heston makes a mess!

His wife held a yard sale, I say she's an ace at marketing!

This is Giethoorn in The Netherlands, a magical place where most of the streets are water.
I bought a boat here about 10 years ago - must go back!

Well said George!

 Thanks Robert!







It's going to end in a break up honey!

They aren't exactly entering into the spirit of the thing!

That Bl**dy boat keeps cropping up!

Watch carefully!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A mild day with sunshine and scattered showers. South Westerly winds 13mph, gusting 22mph  Min 10c  Max 13c Chance of rain 99%

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Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was pleasant, the boat dominated, I have nearly finished the rewiring, and most things work now, just a bit more tweaking to do. Now yet again I am struggling to find funny stuff, usually it's either filthy or banal! I do my best!

Clever - now get it down.......

It is said that this was Victor's best joke...

Waterslide? - Must be Merica!

Whimper!

How you feel!

Flattering I'm sure!

I am sure she is making some kind of statement.....

Who? Me?

Kermit goes philosophical!

Clever head up display to help our Cousins drive on the left!

Who says?

Glad I'm not dining here!

Love the Cousins' slogans

I know it's a terrible thought - but mullets may well be on the way back!

Clever play on words......Inapropriate to many..... but

Different generation...

Out of context methinks.....

Clever Birdie!

Puzzled? - Me too!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Early fog will clear slowly allowing some brighter spells to develop. Feeling cool in the brisk Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 13 deg C.

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Cheers



Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was fairly busy today, Wife to Dentist, followed by post office, then visit from Electrician to fix lights etc. Now I am poised to dig up another "Cavalcade of Crap" for your amusement...

Happy Loo Roll!

Remember them? Great British TV from yesteryear!

The Park people have a sense of humour!

That look......

Dad thinks he is alone, he can't stop giggling!

This cop is very Pauley!

 

Autumn is the time for fun in the leaves!

You have been warned!

The Cir - cle - of - Life!

Cringeworthy!

Meet the Armadillo Lizard from Oz, cute - well kind of....!

Decluttering

Excuse me - but isn't this totally and absolutely pointless?

An In the Ground Trampoline - clever!

Don't interrupt - I'm having a shower!

Goldfish 1 - Cat 0  !

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Mist or fog patches early on, then cool in an North-Easterly breeze with sunny intervals and a chance of showers, but most places remaining dry. Maximum temperature 14 deg C.

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Cheers!


Richard.

Funnies for Thursday

Dear Family and Friends, I continue to wrestle with the boat's wiring, it is taking much longer than I thought! Never mind, shopping PM, to get supplies. Now it is once again time to ferret out a bit more pictorial fun for your delectation!

Who says that owners look like their dogs?

Love this, a young girl wants the ship to blow its' horn...

Papal Jollity!

Sad statistic!

Would you look at...........................the waterfall!

Now boys! I'm telling you - they are her knees!

Have you heard any yet?

Thanks Ben!







CCTV footage of a guy shoplifting a venetian blind!!!

Day 27 and they still haven't noticed.....

Normally like the Cousin's slogans.....
the neighbours complained so they fixed it!

Owl tries to frighten a toy owl!

Doesn't pay to annoy them!

It seldom rains in LA, but one little shower and....................

We too had such a machine, it was Ivory white if I remember..

Thanks Susi!







Gargoyle regrets his night on the tiles!

Often the anticipation is far better than the event!

The old name for him is Halcyon.....this one's breaking the law -

but I don't expect anyone will mind!

Thanks Keren!







Now a mini series....
More Walmart People

Not what you first thought!

Harwich Weather for Friday

The end of the working week will stay mostly dry and sunny. Northerly winds 10mph, gusting 15mph  Min 7c  Max 14c  chance of rain 10%

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Cheers,


Richard.