Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The day started cool with a NW breeze. I walked as usual, the Park runners were out so I walked on the grass, there were hundreds of them. it's great but I couldn't do it! Now for more fun stuff just for you!

Oi! Get off the bed!!!

The Good 'Ol Cajuns! - I love this stuff!

Road blocks???

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Derek!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Thanks Geoff!

Just like kids!

Thanks Rosemary!

No they aren't footballs you clown!

Noooooo! Must be Germany

Amazing Lady!

They say a vibrator is a bit of fun, but he has

 a robotic girlfriend and is said to be a perv!!!

Cute or Pervy - ????

Typical!

Amazing!

Tibbles owns this box!

Caboom Tish!

Big mistake!!!

Amazing wall art!

I hadn't realised that the Teletubbies' sun was a Klingon!

Christmas was last week???

Another Juxtaposition!

Good idea to get her to test the depth first!

I wonder where they are taking their sharks!!!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

That's right girls as you are stupid, remove yourselves from the gene pool!

Possibly!

Clever topiary!

I love you!!!

This took a minute!

Must be England this Summer!

For the Boys!

An old bra salesman once said 

there are only 3 bra sizes - as follows...

 

Ping pong!

Ding Dong!

And holy Cow!

They like it!

But he is just a bit amused!!!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A few outbreaks of rain possible during the morning before early cloud breaks and lifts to give some brighter or sunny spells. Showers developing by the afternoon again, occasionally heavy.

Temperature: 19°C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 7 miles per hour, gusting to 14 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:16

Sunset: 20:51

Moonrise: 23:53

Moonset: 13:48

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another showery day. I needed to go to the boat and double the lines, as storm Evert was on his way. Fortunately, while I was on board the sun was shining, and the heavy rain and strong winds didn't start up until the afternoon. Now for more pictorial fun for your weekend entertainment. I very much hope that you will enjoy them!

I bet she wasn't expecting that!

Of my time - Woodstock etc!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Barbara!

Not available to comment!

Thanks Derek!

Favourite!!!

Thanks Geoff H!

Love it!

Thanks Sandra!

More money than sense!

I feel like that sometimes!

Kids have a habit of being contrary!

Lovely! Take care they don't fall on your head!!!

Slow down Towser - it's slippereeeeeeeeee!

One can dream!

Clever architecture for a kindergarten!

Bargain!

Meanwhile in deepest Kentucky!

What cake? There was no cake!!!

Men's brains are hard wired!!!

Fabulous!

Just a tit at Walmart!

Tonight's caption competition!

What's been seen cannot be unseen!

Block her out with a password!

Nip slip???

That you Jack???

They're meant to blow down the street!

I cannot explain this - maybe the owner has bad gas!!!

You have the roof open and that sneaky little rain shower catches you!

Yet another alternative face covering!

Hail has no mercy!

Did you do that to the gates to get in Quackers???

Oh! Dear! Towser's been caught by Pacman!

It's OK giraffes don't eat little girls!

No the Amish aren't buying gas - they're sheltering from the rain!

Towser is a surf bum!

Nobody is cooler that you dearie!!!

If I was unkind I would say "Big Improvement"!

Towser chased the ball a bit too hard!

Who needs sonar?

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Mostly dry at first, with sunny spells and just the odd shower possible. Cloud builds through the day with scattered showers developing, heavy in places, with a chance of thunder.

Temperature: 20°C (Inland) and 20°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 9 miles per hour, gusting to 17 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:15

Sunset: 20:52

Moonrise: 23:37

Moonset: 12:38

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.