Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another good day in Harwich, hazy sun and 6c. We worked in the garden this morning, and collapsed in front of the TV pm, tried 2x movies, both rubbish, so I am now preparing your Funnies, as we are out to friends tonight. Enjoy!

Petrolhead - change your car colour? Yes do you spray - nah! It's easy now!

Thanks Matt C !






Public piano - watch the crowd when a pro takes over!

Dance Dance Dance! - this guy can't stop!

Thanks Timo ! (D)

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I assume that you refer to the burger!

Surprise!

Thanks Bill !

They start young these days!

Thanks Bill 2 !

Geriatric Bath - Fart and you've got a Jacuzzi!

Thanks Bill 3 !

Should't have!

Riposte!

Been there!

Boys never grow up!

Ha! But I heard a rumour about an iCar!

Oh! - There's Stuart!

Pissed into Mordor!

Eden faux pas!

Thanks Robert! (F)

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!







For my cat loving friends everywhere....

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

After a cold, dry start, wet and windy conditions will slowly push Eastwards during the afternoon. Rain will be heavy at times with gale-force South-Westerly winds possible. Feeling less cold with maximum temperatures of 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 75 % | Precipitation Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 6.59 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Needed shopping today, Goddess had hairdo, visit to elderly Aunt, then slobbed out and watched a movie this PM. Now am trying to find stuff, odd mix - more clips than pics - never mind! Enjoy your Weekend!

This little girl remonstrated with her Daddy

Ha Ha!

This is from Jawja

Heart?  Looks anatomical to me!

A piece of history

Extremist toilet cleaner

Too much time on your hands chaps?

Bit OTT Frodo?

Mancave ladies please look the other way

Hmm! Fake - I think

Burn your bra and do the right thing!

That's quite enough Internet for tonight boys!

Those Russians again!

Another of those "Mousetrap thingies"

And finally.....

Thanks Susi!





Harwich Weather for Saturday

A breezy and chilly start to the weekend with sunshine and a scattering of showers during the early afternoon. The showers will die away later with a frosty night following. Maximum temperature 7 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.01 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was an ordinary day today, fresh wind on the seafront with the threat of rain which arrived mid afternoon. Enjoyable time at U3A learning about Earthquakes, now home in front of a blank screen digging for inspiration......will I find it???

The Black hole...

Thanks Geoff!









This is a bit long, it's a mini movie - well worth a watch though!

Thanks Gloria! (NL)








Beautiful timelapse of the Aurora

Thanks Elna! (RSA)

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Does my? - Oooooh! Yes!

Meanwile somewhere in North America, the snowblower realises

how much work he has on his hands!

Yes and they always stand really close to me in the Supermarket!

Any element of doubt?

Heeeeeeey !!!

50 Shades of....................Oh! No! - not Pampers!!!!

50 Shades the Reality!

50 Shades - The big let-down!

Another Philosophical thought for the day

Electronic romance!

Yet another Philosophical thought

I was walking along the beach today and I found this!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Wisdom from the QI Elves

Lithuanian Joke

The Volkswagen Group has promised to build a specially adapted to the Russian market for a passenger car. This will be the winged tractor.

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Mostly cloudy with areas of persistent and occasionally heavy rain arriving around midday and continuing throughout the afternoon. Further moderate spells of rain during the evening may lead to the risk of surface water flooding in places. Maximum temperature 8 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 9-13 mm | Sunrise: 7.03 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another super day in Harwich, sunshine all the way, we took the opportunity to take a little trip down to the Quay, had coffee in the Ha'penny Pier cafe , watched the boats and then home. Now it is again the time to try and find some original stuff - just for you!

BTW thanks to you good folks we just passed 113,000 hits on the site!!!

She somehow doesn't look the part - buuuuut!

Thanks Val!

You need to know Cursive is what we call "Joined up writing"!

Charles, Geoff and Peter, this is especially for you.....
Get the sick bags out!

Thanks Martin!

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Meet the Golden turtle beetle

Yes finally proved - the Cousins do irony!

Ha Ha Ha!

They are good - but not that good.................yet!

Philosophical thought for the day

A book totally dedicated to the making of bread!

Eight at once!

 Thanks Robert and Susi!




Typical family outing in the US !

When asked "What is the most difficult position I often retort "Standing on a linen line"       but..

Take one lightly poached hedgehog, roll out , place in a bun tin and............

Hot news! Spiderman does have a fish mug!!!

Mancave - Ladies please look the other way!

Fake or real? - Fake

Fake or real? - Real

Fake or real - Fake

If she grabbed me to there I too would look scared!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps

Yet another use for a robot vacuum!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early brightness to start the day, perhaps some weak sunshine before largely cloudy skies prevail for the remainder of the morning. During the afternoon, a band of rain will push Eastwards affecting all parts of the district. Strengthening South-Westerly winds, occasionally gusting 30 miles per hour late in the day. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 65 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.05 am Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.