Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It has been a lovely warm day here today. Too warm really for work. It's cooling off now so I must point my brain in the direction of producing something amusing for my International Followers...

It's German but you'll get it - "In the wrong job"

Thanks Klaus!







I guess this was put on for "Pride Day"

Thanks Geoff!

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Guessing the barman works in a Lab!

Turn off the Internet? Now there's an idea!

Yes they are indeed destroying the English language!

The African Helmeted turtle has a permanent grin..

He arrived home early I'm busy writing my book she said!....

Meanwhile down at the bankrupt supermarket...Pringles rool!

I suppose that it is hip to have jeans so distressed 

that it looks like you're having a dump!

I am one.....

Thanks Gloria! 

They continue to destroy the language

Guess it must be Tennessee!

I too was built for comfort rather than speed!

Thanks Pieter!

It's a bit like Arnold Lane - remember him (song)

Clever and green idea from the Far East

Inappropriate labelling

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

What is more than infinite confidence?
Oral sex between a cannibal. 

 Thanks Rita! 

This guy made a Giraffe mask - and then....................

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloudy skies for much of the morning with the ongoing risk of some patchy rain in places, perhaps turning heavier and more widespread around midday. Drier, brighter conditions will then follow for the afternoon with some late spells of warm sunshine expected. A shade cooler in a moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.42 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 3 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They forecast rain - we had none, Summer weather with temperatures of around 23c. Your Weekend starts here with more pictorial fun from Old Git's cellar of funny things!

From Oz meet the Seabreacher - a formidable vehicle/vessel !

 

Thanks Shlomo (IL) !






It's only an ad - but clever!

Thanks Klaus!

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Yup! The Shitehawks (as they are called in Harwich - being the souls of dead bosuns)
 always win!

Not sure waht's going on here - but can we join in?

Amazing - only just over 100 years ago!

What species of Hummingbird is this?

Seen at the Cannes film festival - a couple "Having it away" on the red carpet!!!

Perhaps the ugliest - Vultures look quite beautiful cooling off!

Did they really - make this the England Girls' slogan?

Meanwhile at Walmart - this client loses the plot!

Oh! Yes! I have a graduated set of these!

Never satisfied!

In Sao Paulo Brazil - the river is so polluted it foams!

Wow! Is this real - if so that's really cool!

Thanks Robert (F)

Whoops No. 968

More Wisdom!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Penalties at their best!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A fine and dry day with light winds and some lengthy sunny spells, particularly during the afternoon and evening. Warm again, but less humid than Friday. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

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Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I missed yesterday, night out with the boys, late home but still standing! :-)

Today was real Summer, warm with some sun, now I must pull myself together and concentrate on new funny stuff just for you!

When you give your Cameleon a shower, there is great coolness!

Thanks Klaus!

Mountaineering Bears? Oh Yes!

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Er......Why didn't they let the guy taking the photo of them taking a selfie

 - take the photo of them???

The Lotion is filled with remorse!

Know what you mean!

Now this is a cause I too would follow!

Meanwhile down at the Smithsonian - something strange is happening!

It says "Every time I lose weight - I find it in the fridge!

Thanks Jeanette!

A novel toilet that disappears into the ground after Midnight

 so that it's not spoiled by drunks!

Is it me or are there more and more people - 

totally lacking in any form of tact!

Sorry but I don't believe that all Female Soviet soldiers looked like this!!!

Perhaps one of the most aweful photobombs ever!

Wisdom and truth from the Minions

Thanks Susi!

The chances are it's SH*T!

More International Whoopses!

Thanks Klaus!





JOKES
Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A cloudier day with the odd showery outbreak of rain, perhaps becoming more widespread for a time before easing again later. The best of any bright or sunny spells during the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support - as always!

Cheers!

Richard.