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Thursday, 9 July 2015

Thursday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Busy people, morning spent helping elderly neighbour weed killering her garden, then a bit of shopping, now as per usual I am digging around for more artisitic material for your delectation!





Not all new but isn't that Vlad flying the seaplane?


Thanks Klaus!




The Lady is not impressed!



Thanks Klaus!





Gallery




Just Pronunciation!






That is one way to do it!





That's Sadistic!





Seen in the Gent's - Giggle while you piddle!






You can never escape!




More of the Cousin's slogans,
I don't understand it either!





He lost his wedding band 15 years ago, thought it had been stolen. 
Recently while digging his garden somthing glinted in the sunlight.......





Er...........seems a strange offer...





A stroke of genius!





Can you guess which one is me?

It says "3 million years between them and only the hair becomes less!
Thanks Klaus!



Seen on a Vet's wall





One of the reasons they don't do river trips at night!





Who did this - sadistic swine!





Is that her? With the blond hair?





Unique photobomb - given the finger by an Aussie cop!



















Harwich Weather for Friday



Fine for much of the day with further warm or very warm sunshine. However, from early evening, it will turn cloudier from the West with the risk of patchy rain overnight into Saturday. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.51 am
Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 8 (Very High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.



Wednesday, 8 July 2015

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Halfway through the week already! Where does the time go! Windy here today, but mainly dry. Now it is again time to knuckle down to the serious business of the evening.....making fun - just for you!





This was sent by a Russian friend Tonia, although I think that it's French - spectacular!


Spasibo Tonia!










Wig from his own hair!







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Oregon beach 5th of July - they're just as bad as us!





Canadian Meals on Wheels





Redneck Avengers..........are we in Tennessee again?





They can be damned useful!





Meanwhile at an ATM in Athens...





Arnie gets made up as the Terminator over 20 years!





Sorry June!...





Alternative selfie stick





Fab on Facebook

Thanks Robert (F)




Not much to be said here..

Thanks Gloria (NL)




Tesla was a genius, not appreciated in his time
Here are his thoughts on communications in 1926!





Donald Trump is standing for President!





He was in a supermarket, riding Shamu with a random girl - in 1990 !





They put a model car on the boardroom table, so a wag gave it a ticket!







Thanks Derek!







The Violinist pranks a Nokia phone owner!



Thanks Gloria!







How about this! Drinks anyone?


Thanks Pieter!







Young women in Dirndls sing about the trees!


Thanks Klaus!







Harwich Weather for Thursday






It will be dry with sunny spells and light winds following a cool start to the day. It should feel pleasant by the afternoon as unbroken sunshine develops. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.50 am
Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com



 Thanks for your support


Cheers!


Richard.









Tuesday, 7 July 2015

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Warm and windy today, they said rain, we had none. Having spent half the night and most of the day reinstalling the operating system on my computer, am saying "Thank you Apple for sending me a corrupted update". When I rebooted - I was back in 2014!!!
Now having counted to ten I will try and find some humour! - Just for you!





What's on the Menu ? - Rump!



Thanks Klaus!










Thanks Bill!






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Saucy Postcard 1

Thanks Gloria




Saucy Postcard 2

Thanks Gloria again!





OK chaps we'll let these in but then that's it!

Thanks Geoff!




Security Mat





Words of wisdom from Lego







The restaurant said singlets not allowed -
apparently his wif's spare blouse was OK!






KO!







After the Agricultural show they found him smashed out of his skull in the loo!





You see!...........They HAVE a sense of humour!!!





It is fashionable in Japan to have English slogans on their gear
They have absolutely no idea what it means!!!





Hand art - still scary though!





He photographed a firework and this was the result - strangely beautiful!





Philosophical bumper sticker of the day..





Try some science!









Party time!


Thanks Klaus






Harwich Weather for Wednesday



Rather cloudy and feeling cool through the morning with a freshening North-Westerly breeze. Patchy rain is likely for a time before drier and brighter conditions develop late in the day. Noticeably cooler. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.49 am
Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 6 July 2015

Monday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, It's another normal day in Harwich, the weather is fine at 24c in the shade with a nice sea breeze. We drove to Frinton this morning to do a little shopping, and I am about to go digging once again for more hidden treasure from the dark side of the Interweb...





At last I think that I found a way to publish Powerpoint presentations on the blog!
I cannot make it auto play yet..

More people of Walmart..


Thanks Klaus!






The Quebecois Pranksters are at it again!


Thanks Klaus! - again







Gallery





We must be in Tennessee then.......





Sleepwalking to the Market!





Taken during a clap of thunder, it shook the camera...





Not much to say - deer eats apple





Come on Harry!





Ha Ha!





Awkward!





I think the caption is rubbish, that's not why he is staring!





View from the Loo - Paris





Hmmm!.......................Aversion therapy!





His parents were a bit disconcerted when he brought his painting home..
Then they remembered he was wearing a Minions T Shirt!





Having ordered a "Frozen" cake for their daughter's birthday - 
the result was just a bit scary!!!





Boom Boom!





We should all do this more!


Thanks Gloria (NL) !




Remember all those cheeky seaside postcards?

Thanks Gloria 2 !






Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







We have seen this guy before, he is fortunate to have a Dad

 who is a top special effects man!










Not Funny but Nicely Put!





Keeping topical some Greeks in Bristol perform Zorba's Dance
 - I cannot think why!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday











A band of rain will spread Eastwards across the district during the morning, clearing by midday. Sunny spells and isolated showers will follow for the afternoon and evening. Temperatures around average for the time of year. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 85 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-2 mm | Sunrise: 4.48 am
Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com
 




Thanks For your continuing support!


Cheers!



Richard.