Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, All was quiet in Lil 'ol Harwich today, we had a mixed bag of rain sun and wind, typical English weather. Now the time has come for me to ferret around on the dark side for more pictorial fun - just for you!

This place we call home has a voice, audible on the electromagnetic spectrum - strangely beautiful..

This young lady plays the Ukelele - rather well!

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Tatts for Titties!

A bee covered in pollen. We must save them or we won't be!!!

You know you've got it made when........

Conflicting point of view...

Politicians? Pah!

They come over here.............etc!

Woah!

Now then - what have you been told? - seems legit  :-)

His wife covered her head from the sun, for a moment he freaked!

Smartass watch!

A rather camp stuffed goat!

Wan't to be scared? - I can make you scared!

Invisible on the end of the line........

Now people - this is what Dads are for!

If you had any doubts about Dumbledore - 

you now have your answer!

Another thing that Dads do...........

This lady downloaded an app which made girls' faces up,

 she tried it on a picture of her baby daughter - very scary!!!!

Even more Wisdom from the QI Elves

Useless fact "Gangnam" is a suburb of Seoul.....here the US Army

makes a flashmob

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Most places will see a dry day, but often rather cloudy. The best of the sunshine will be during the afternoon when it will become warm and humid once again. Moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your continuing support! Cheers! Richard.

 

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Iffy sort of day in Harwich, both humid and windy, lacking in enthusiasm for anything, we lounged around and watched movies. Now  must focus and concentrate on finding even more pictorial lunacy to make you snigger!

Alien lifeforms suddenly appear on the flight deck of the Enterprise

Driving along singing a song - and the Bulldog joins in too!

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Not a good idea to park in residents only zones!

Explosion in 3 - 2 - 

Silly! It's a baby elephant'r trunk!

Herr Mercedes - topical...

In the US during WW1 it was possible to post children!

Gentle Persuasion!

Oldie but Goodee!

During 1hours' nap time......

Normal?

Thanks Robert (F)




Another truth!

Electric - production aircraft? - Soon!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Following a dry start with some weak sunshine, cloud increasing as a few showers pass through on a strengthening South-Westerly breeze. Feeling rather warm and humid as sunshine breaks through during the afternoon and early evening. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 55 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another busy day, another hospital visit, Domestic Goddess had a scan, all OK. Now we are home and I am going to try yet again to entertain you good folk!

No Mobiles at the dinner table - that's an order!

Thanks Lihi! (IL)





Goin Fishin - de dum de dum!

Thanks Susi!




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Sorry no jokes tonight - so you get bonus pictures






Dad - no - please Dad!!!

If........

Oh! Lordy - it's hot down there....

Always do that!

Jokes on a drinks bill?????

Meanwhile a philosophical note.......

It's a groaner - but I giggled!

Ballooning can be fun with a little help!

Thanks Carolina (BR)

Oh Dear!

Cats in Spaaaaaaaaaace!

Photoshop rules!

Terrific groaner - but again I sniggered!

It's instictive really!

Thanks Gloria (NL)

We don't all talk like this - but many do!

Thanks Mo!

Please sir can I have some more?

The little beggars turn up in the most unlikely places!

Thanks Reg!

Dog photobombs saucy selfie!

Minions in conclusion..

Harwich weather for Sunday

Rain clearing by late morning, then becoming bright with some sunny spells for a time. Further rain may push in from the West through the early evening. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 95 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 5.02 am Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a warm sunny day today but with strong winds, we visited our local cafe to hang out with friends (and drink good coffee!) Now home again to continue the search for tip top funny stuff - just for you!

Now this is really annoying! It took me quite a while I must confess, but stay until the end!

Thanks Susi!




Most men in Continental Europe, sit down to pee.......The English do not!

Thanks Matt H!

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Seems Legit!

Thanks Mags!

I won't crack the old joke about taking an hour to overtake slow traffic!

Just to say "Nice Ass - and the girl isn't bad either!!!

Thanks John F.......BTW there are 2x John Fs so I will now call you Reg!

A Hug will do!

Thanks Robert and Jules!

Definitely didn't work!

Thanks Mags - again!

Fantasy - Reality!

14th July is Bastille Day and our French friends celebrate!

Nobody told the baker!

Someimes people wear tennis peaks and think they look cool

Some people shouldn't!

I have two Dutch friends, one sent this - the other will be grinding his teeth!

:-)

Thanks Robert (F)

Your nose is on the caps lock!

Thanks Robert - again!

Oh! Dear! The poor little tennis trophy has lost his racket!

While dwelling on things lavatorial, how about this for a challenge!

Political correctness - gone mad!

I did! 47 years ago  :-)

And on the subject of marriage...

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Guess who???

Harwich Weather for Saturday

The weekend starts mostly dry with sunny spells, but also the chance of an isolated shower mid to late afternoon. South-Westerly winds will strengthen once again. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 5.00 am Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.