Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's going to rain they said, with lots of wind they said....and they were right! So we are keeping a low profile! I can't hear the TV for the noise. Never mind you've had a busy week and deserve to relax now with laughter which it is said is the best medicine!

On that theme...a Twister has just been spotted passing London!!!

Thanks Mags!





Killer shark seen at the fish shop!

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This I am sorry to confess, took me a minute or two!

Defining your........not nice....

We've all been there!

I do love a pun!

Flowers seen recently near Fukushima

We don't have too many pictures - so here are a couple more clips...

Man in a giant balloon so-mo

Sturdy chaps perhaps should desist!!!

UPS said "We hid it under the mat for you"

69.........isn't that dinner for two????

Thanks Robert  (F) !

Some people take the splashy slide way too seriously!

Oh dear! - Deposed as the youngest!!!

He has an obsession with ending things with whole numbers...

Today was Nirvana!!!

Great moves Granny!

Harwich Weather for Saturday!

Met Office Severe Weather Warning issued

 

Heavy rain this evening with difficult driving conditions expected for the rush-hour. Overnight, further spells of rain with increasing risk of localised surface water flooding. Winds veering North-Westerly with gusts in excess of 40 miles per hour for a time. Minimum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 12-19 mm

 

Hope to see you tomorrow unless we get washed away!


Cheers!


Richard.

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Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good day today, not too hot and no rain. Busy with computers, but all done now so that I can get focussed on the humour department. Hope you enjoy them!

Do you hate pigeons?

Thanks Klaus!

I don't like gyms, but maybe this one.........

Thanks Klaus - nochmals!

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Nothing to say here!

I like her face colouration!

From his (psycho) girlfriend...

If it wasn't for the heat he'd be in there!

Silliness of the sort I really like!

It is fortunate that this was for the receptionist's husband!

I would recognise that comb over anywhere!

Love a good pun!

 Thanks Gloria!

I am not obsessed - really I am not obsessed!!!

Thanks Gloria - again!

Smuggle your vodka into the concert? - No worries!

Park like an asshole - be treated like an asshole!

Amazon ad for a treadmill - you are doing it wrong!

Oldie but goodie!

Thanks Robert (F)

She is putting Sarah Palin to shame!

Good point Madam!

Ooh! Feisty!

He was so sick at not getting that surfer...........

Is it? It is isn't it????

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Revenge is sweet!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Heavy rainfall possible 15:00 Friday until 09:00 Saturday

Early spells of sunshine are likely before cloud gradually increases from the South and West. Outbreaks of rain developing for the afternoon, becoming heavy and persistent into the evening and overnight period. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 75 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

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Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a busy day helping elderly neighbour, she had a new garage door and we weeded the back garden. Now I will attempt to make you smile just a little.......

This looks fun - crazy but fun!

Thanks Gloria!






Now something to make you relax - go  MMMMMMMMMMM!

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Evil Waiter

Selfie stick - Pro version!

 I agree wholeheartedly!
(At least I think that's how you spell Wholeheartedly)

I have been totally and utterly betrayed!

The only word for this is Magnificent!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Matt C!

 Hmmm! Misinterpretation........

Must be Arkansas!

That, believe it or not is a carved melon!

Except the thin Mints!

1 Estate Agent's brochure

2 At the viewing!

Sent by an elderly lady, to the guy who introduced and taught her Home Computing

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

A way of filling water balloons - new and unique!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A generally fine day with cloud breaking to allow some bright or sunny spells, although with the risk of some isolated showers during the afternoon. Winds will be generally light. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!



Cheers!



Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another hot and windy day here. Had to shop and go to the post office, then a visit to the recycling centre (what lives we do lead!) before hyping myself up for the

creation of yet another bundle of fun, just for you!

The brewers are having a laugh, beer gassed with helium!

Thanks Klaus!






How about - a cliff diving pooch!

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He's having fun......nothing else to say///

Mathematics is now a crime apparently!

Mum's word is law!

Yes Please!

Thanks Gloria!

 Turn on the aircon perhaps?

For the uninformed CSI = Crime Scene Investigation..

Thanks Robert! (F)

Can you guess where Barney is peering?

Concorde - hiding from the cops!

I most definitely qualify!

Thanks Robert! (F)

Never heard a chat up line like that before!!!

Silence is golden - for everything else there's Duct tape!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!






The old guy at the back seems quite pleased at the lady's discomfiture!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

After a fairly cloudy morning with some showers around it will become brighter from the West through the afternoon with many seeing some sunshine by the end of the day. Light to moderate South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.