Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day, windy but mild. Thank you to all my friendly subscribers! I try to include as much of your funny stuff as I can, but if it's been seen before,or if it's a pictorial email, I can't always adapt it for the blog. Please keep them coming though, it really helps!

Here's one to lift your mood, on an Australian commuter train, some young guys start to sing........

Martin sent this, and if you're fussyfaces like us it will make you cringe!

16 Photos That Will Annoy The Perfectionist In You
Thanks Martin!






Gallery






I believe the word is douchebag!

Oh! Dear! Hillary!

Also didn't I see that hat before?

At their engagement, great romance, but maybe they didn't think it through!

The Game of renaming your network goes to another level!

I would love some of these!

July 2015....

Thanks Gloria - and Julie!

Booking .com didn't scrutinise this hotel

Oh! - Is that me? 

Thanks Gloria!

Undecided or not so sure?

Thanks Mags!

He's visiting the Mona Lisa, and guess what?

Yup! - A selfie.......

Impossible dream!

Thanks Pieter!

I am assuming this is Macdonalds.......

I believe we're back in the US......Most probably

South of the Mason Dixon!

Thanks Robert!

Er........not too sure about this........

Thanks Susi!

Catch!

Thanks Gloria - again!







Arthur's Jokes
Thanks Arthur!








Music Music Music!

Thanks Sandra!






Finally something strange.....

This is the largest cruise liner in the world - The Allure of the Seas (6200 passengers)

Her sister ship the Oasis of the Seas also carries 6200 passengers, but is 50mm shorter!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Breezy with isolated showers, but also plenty of sunny spells. Feeling cool with temperatures remaining below average, though it should feel quite pleasant in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was housework day, you should have seen me whizzing round with the Gtec, and the polish and duster, a veritable tornado! I have now just about recovered, and am now composing hopefully another pictorial masterpiece!

Meet Celtic Thunder - guaranteed to get your feet tapping!

Thanks Derek!








These ladies sang this song 74 years ago - 2 years before I was born!
Apologies to the young! - My feet still tap to this!

Gallery





Must be right - it's on the Snapple cap!

Creepy or what!

In Russia when it's hot - they prevent their computers from overheating like this.....

In view of how much we've been having lately,

here are some facts about rain!

Superlatives rool!

Thanks Colin!

Vinyl

Robin Williams at his best!

Just one more shove - Oh! it's in!

When the Porsche driver acted like an asshole, the truck driver had a remedy!

This will not end well!

And this Ladies and Gentlemen, could be the start of

human extinction!

In New Jersey, we observe the local wildlife....

In time he will grow into a Hippopotamus!

Spot the Kiwi.......!

Meanwhile in the kitchen........

Remember the giant meteorite? Watch this Russian's reaction.....

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Largely dry with strong winds easing somewhat during the morning, but still rather a lot of cloud around. More sunny spells may develop later and perhaps the odd passing shower. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

6

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Just got the dog walked when the rain came, it's still raining too. Never mind, nothing to stop me preparing for tonight's Funny Extravaganza.

Thanks to you good folks we just passed 137,000 hits!

This is Adrienn from Hungary, she does something special with a skipping rope!

This boy's Australian, 16 years old  called Chooka. He says he makes this stuff up as he goes along! You judge for yourselves 

Gallery

Bart the Miracle!

Youngsters are often candid!

Along with my usual rant about too many guns -

 now you can buy a kit to build cardboard copies

Perfect for kids!

Bwaaaaaagggggghhhhhh!

Cindy Crawford's Daughter looks more like

Cindy Crawford - than Cindy Crawford!!!

Just an old pensioner out for the afternoon on his trike!

I think you get the idea....

That's a good pedigree Molly!

Don't you just love to see baby's little tooties?

They went to the beach and rode the rollercoaster

They met a swarm of bugs!!!

I believe we all feel this!

Thanks Robert (F)

Sorry - no jokes tonight so here are a few more clips...

This lady used to be in East enders......quite a change!

Love this! - They all think he's an old codger until........

Harwich Weather for Monday

Rather cool with variable, often large amounts of cloud, scattered showers and occasional bright or sunny spells. Showers may merge to give a longer spell of rain late in the day. Strong South-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

<6

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The storm passed in the night. we had 40mph wind and 35mm (1.5ins) rain, considering that our annual rainfall is about 24 ins - that's a lot!!!

I hope that your weekend is going well, and I will now dive into the "Dark Side" and filch some more pictorial fun - just for you!

If at first you don't succeed----take the boat option!

Thanks Pauline!






Now I know that he's vain, but this is a really cruel prank!

Gallery




Selfie stick first use - with Mum's help of course!

Hmm! - Yes and they can breed as well!

Tupperware Huh!

Thanks Derek!

The greek jokes just keep coming!

Thanks Derek - again!!

This is Eric - he was 36 stone, he's cycling across USA to lose weight, 

he already lost 60lbs, but had a buckled wheel! - Go Eric!

How totally '90s is this..

How about having your expensive car "Tron-ified" - what a total waste of money!

This is so silly - maybe it's what - I might try....

That's right Management humiliate the poor little b*gger!

IT man's revenge!

No this isn't my Domestic Goddess's cookbook........I was going to say it was, but

I thought better of it!!  :-)

At least he can smile about it.......but remember US friends -
A Sikh is not a Muslim terrorist!

Now I'm very liberal, but for a 13 year old? - Sheesh!

His Aunty's unfortunate name tag!

Said with feeling!

Ah! I think that we may be back in Kentucky!

Thanks Susi!

His girlfriend cheated so he put all of her "Things" on the drivieway!

An old picture of Arnie at his daughter's birthday

The Cousins - don't quite get the grammatical significance of

Inverted commas!

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Liked this!

Cruise Complaints




We've seen this little guy before - now he's doing Synchronised!

Thanks Susi!





How many Minions to change a lightbulb? - More than you would think!

Thanks Susi - again!




Harwich Weather for Sunday

Some early brightness possible, but on the whole a cloudy and unseasonably cool day is expected. Outbreaks of rain arriving during the morning, turning heavy at times during the afternoon and accompanied by strengthening Southerly winds. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 5-9 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.