Dear Family and Friends, Busy people, I was called out a couple of times, and then worked in the study. I was allowed to water the garden this evening, and now I am psyching myself up for the blog. Any minute now I will start to publish........just for you!

We all want to come out of the pool like this - most of us don't!

Thanks Susi!





We may have seen this before, but it is the most completely mad firework I have ever seen!

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They've been searching for him for half an hour and haven't found him yet!

Oh! Dear! Tampa yesterday...

This blocked the main road near Dublin............big isn't he (or it)

What men want!

Perhaps one of the best selfies around, taken at the Gay Carnival Amsterdam

Yesterday in Colorado the sky looked like this!

When his friend said that he'd built a flight simulator in the cellar....

he had no idea it was this!

The road's still blocked near Dublin!

That's all fixed then!

 Thanks Mags!




You know when maids make up the towels into arty shapes
this one was a bit......well.......creepy!

Crafty little beggar!

Another Great Truth!

Looks like a sailing ship - maybe an aerial array....

Grandma's Philosophical thought!

This was a funny wedding invitation

however the lawyer concerned doesn't inspire confidence

"You are Summons" - what the hell is he talking about????

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

They've been trying to do this for years.....the Germans have now
 produced something - believable

Thanks Klaus!





Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Many places will remain dry with some bright or sunny spells, but there is a chance of showers arriving which could become heavy and thundery through the late afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your support! Cheers! Richard.

 

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We have been doing our good deed, as a present for our 90 year old neighbour, we painted her fences and garage. I never want to see another 5 litre can of fence paint! - we used 3!

Now relaxed and easing my stiff muscles I will try with shaky hands to cobble together another bunch of Funny stuff, just for you!

Pigs - piggies come here!!!

Thanks Klaus!








Watch closely - it's funny the second time! I think I did this!

Thanks Klaus - nochmals!





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Seen at the Evil Villain's convention...

Seen on the toilet door of a Mexican Bar.......

Ha Ha! When did you last search on page 2???

Read out loud in a deep southern accent -, perfectly undestandable!

Dragon tree.......our sons had a dragon tree at their Grandad's garden

Back in Tennessee yet another use for duct tape!

Religion - a brief description...

This is a donut's eye view of a potential customer!

Oh! Journalists! - Anything for a headline!

Student's eye view of home catering!

He has been here every breakfast time for 19 years!

Squishy Buzz

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

This was one of the first funny clips that I found on the Internet!

I still giggle when I watch it!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mostly dry with sunny spells, but cloud building up during the day with perhaps the odd shower developing by the afternoon. Breezy and feeling cooler. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy day paining aged neighbour's fences. Now collapsed in the computer chair trying to stay awake! I will I am sure dig up enough stuff to make a blog which will amuse....

It's that old black magic... da da!

Thanks Torsten!





Do not try this at home............seriously!

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Mealworms in your flour? This is what they can do!

His car stopped couldn't find the problem until he looked at the antenna!

How it should be done!

The school took delivery of a load of iMacs - here's what they did with the boxes!

We often used to joke about this - always died !

Jurassic Park 2

Edge? Same old IE - get Chrome!

It's The london Look!

I nearly did this - one tip though, if you do open it with the key -

the alarm on most cars will go off - and still a red face!

Really - a giant wiener?  Yesssss!

Tee Hee!

Thanks Mags!

Even at this age Dads are allowed to humiliate their kids!

More money than sense?

Oh! Seems as if we're back in Kentucky!

Grandpa has finally found the meaning of life!

Arthur's Jokes

Thanks Arthur!

The Aussies have cracked it - how to move a mature tree!

Thanks Derek!




Random Lithuanian Joke

In a cab is a naked woman. A completely naked woman. 
A taxi driver long and carefully watching her. 
The woman got indignant calls into him 
-Have'nt you ever seen a nude woman? 

Yes I have, I just really wonder by which pockets youput the  money!

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Sunny spells through the day, remaining generally dry and breezy. Feeling warm in the sunshine away from the strong South-Westerly wind. Maximum temperature 25 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) Tanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.