Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was hot in Harwich today, so much so that after some chores in the garden we adjourned indoors to the shade and watched a movie this pm. Now it is time to compose another little bit of magic in an endeavour to make you giggle!

Les Francais sometimes come up with something special!

The Streaker - with a twist!

Thanks Gloria!





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Yet another smutty seaside postcard -
Love 'em!

Thanks Gloria!

It's called "The Seatbelt"

Long ones!

Thanks Gloria 2

An exercise in futility!

Someone has "Fixed" this

Most boys will understand!

Kids! Huh!

Thanks Robert!

The sticker fairy,,,,,,,,,,

In Japan they are using Dinosaur Robots in these outlets!

There are shorts, and then there are SHORTS!

Involved!

Thanks Sonia!

It doesn't work like that!

Yup! It's there even at an early age!  :-)

They have taken over the world!

Minion Birthday cake

Thanks Susi!

In short - DON'T DO IT!!!

She asked her husband why he had kept this for 35 years!

First it was Foar! Then It was Meh!

Therapy

Good chat up line!

When you see it you will S**t bricks!

Don't they know that an MRI scanner is a sodding great magnet?

German cranes showing off!

Harwich Weather for Monday

After a largely dry, but fairly cloudy start, some showery outbreaks of rain will develop by midday. These could become heavy and thundery during the afternoon. Still pleasantly warm with maximum temperatures of 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I missed last night's Funnies, we were at our local Thai restaurant with family and friends, we had a great time, but by the time we arrived home, I wasn't sufficiently compus mentis to do it, so sorry! More funny stuff follows.....

How to help your feathered friend have a bath! - It looks like a finch

Thanks John M !











He tried to steal her phone! - Big Mistake!

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Remember those Westerns when the Tumbleweed rolled down the street?
Well it all ended up here in W. Texas!

Unladylike riposte!

He saw the Google Streetview car coming down the road, so he posed!

What in the name of all that is sane are Truthfacts???

Anything for a headline.......read on!

Biblical humour

We all understand this!

Thanks Carolina!

You know you're in Walmart, when the guy with you makes

 your crappy Reb bikini look smart!

We're on the road to nowhere - da da da da!

Spot the thief!

The look on his face........

Happy Catfish - is Happy!

Is this the cure?

Now if I was a kid at the dentist's and I saw this

 I would probably freak out!

Thanks Mags!

Mean bailiff!

Thanks Mags 2!

I most certainly won't drink coffee in this place!

Love those slogans!

Before and after ( I think sh*tfaced is the word)!

I don't know what he said to his sister

but Daddy's got his hands full!

To attract fat Americans this shop but a whole mannequin 

down one leg!

Desperate to find a cake!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Poll having fun on the stairs!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Fine and dry in the morning with plenty of sun. Becoming cloudier in the afternoon, but remaining dry and bright and feeling warm. Maximum temperature 25 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I am pleased to tell that we just passed 139,000 hits on our little blog! Thanks everyone for your continuing support, I hope that you will continue to enjoy my quaint English style humour!

Remember Percy Edwards the bird man? This guy is his worthy successor!

Thanks Derek!





Now this game is.......well, judge for yourselves!

Thanks Gloria!

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They visited a ghost resort, and found this!

Proof that Starwars weren't first with the Hoverboard!

Mind those fingers matey!

Now this is a very crafty little spider!

Down to earth - and logical!

Now that's a Rollercoaster I wouldn't want to ride -

Wow!

He knew he was a Redneck when his Dad messaged him

 with a picture of the new pool!

Here's Big Arnie wreasting with a tiny Ben and Jerry's Ice cream

All of a sudden he noticed that his toothbrush was about to explode!

Down came the tree and took the lawn with it!

This from the NZ RSPCA......makes a change doesn't it!

Thanks Gloria!

Not much can be said here - I feel his pain!

Thanks Robert!

I know it's sad, but - 

HaHaHaHahHaHaHaHa!

She was on an expedition to the Amazon when her phone was stolen.....

the criminal even took a selfie which went to the Cloud!!!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Oh! You have to laugh do you not?

Thanks Sandra K!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A sunny start, though some cloud will develop and it looks to stay largely dry throughout. Feeling warm in the sunshine and light winds. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks again for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a

quite frenetic day one way and another. The man came to service the water softener, and I was non stop on computers until a few minutes ago! Meanwhile I will switch off that mode, and swing in to Funny mode in the hope as ever that you will enjoy them!

I thought that this was a memorable one!

Thanks Susi!

This is as cringeworthy as ever - Ricky embarrasses the whole office!

Thanks Susi again!





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Robert Downey Junior - in salt and pepper

He was in the library and suddenly thought he was in the final scene from Interstellar!

(You need to see the movie to get this!)

There's always a way - round "No Drinks in the Pool" !

Total dedication Mr Skink hangs on so that Mrs Skink can doze!

There's always one!

How wonderful is this?

Swimming with Whales

This chap looks like the one you stand next to at the complaints desk!

This journey is going to last for ever - and he's dribbling!

He wanted a cat so he set a decoy

Hmmm! I think I know what they mean!

Love Beach Volleyball!

Great Challenge!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!



In for a bit of gratuitous violence?
Face slapping challenge!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A rather cloudy start to the day with isolated showers, but these will clear through the morning with bright or sunny spells developing by the afternoon. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.