Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy people in Harwich today, call outs and odd jobs filled the day. Now I am at the old iMac digging as usual for a good crop of dubious humour, which it is hoped will tittilate your funny muscles!

Lavatorial humour!

The Duke, sorts out those cyclists who could possibly have had dubious tests!

Thanks Gloria!





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Now before you judge - he's just testing a bicycle seat OK?

At the Safari Park, this monkey is having a stare off with the teddy!

No it isn't the alien invasion, these are Danish Special Forces!

Double Trouble!

Thanks Gloria!

Karma!

Meanwhile the Cousins "Do Safety" !!!

Depends on the girl - I guess!

Today it was really hot in Arizona!!!

The age of miracles is not past!

Thanks Mags!

Special Diet!

Thanks Mags - again!

Now Ladies!!!

Thanks Mags - yet again!

Cards...

Thanks Robert!

I think this is stupid, in many parts of the World it is considered perfectly normal,

In the prudish English speaking world - it seems to be taboo!

Thanks Robert - again!

 Look at his cache!

At least the gates of Hell are wheelchair friendly!!!

John F's Joke

Thanks John!

Happens to the best of us!

They still won't go away - little b*ggers!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mainly cloudy with perhaps some showery rain, mainly during the morning. A little brighter and warmer into the afternoon with some sunshine. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a quieter day in Harwich today, the sun came out, then went in again - several times! Fiddled around in the garden, used weedkiller, hopefully didn't inhale too much of it! Now is the time for me yet again to ferrett around the "Dark Side" for more pictorial humour - just for you!

Breathtaking view of the dark side of the moon 

seen from a deep space telescope - thanks NASA!

They've been trying for years, here's one that really works! The driving test may be a bit harder than the present one though!

Thanks Gloria!







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Clever bookshop!

Oh Mr Designer......a little bit more thought perhaps?

That's so sad - I have almost come to like him  :-)

His hotel was next to a drive in movie, the hotel had cleverly piped the sound 

to the rooms so he was able to watch the movie out of the window!

Now then, either this guy has won a shedload of trophies or.............

Depends on the amps!

Canada has a better attitude!

I love puns!

Really?.......Really???

Not your day is it bud?

Thought this was a little gem!

His wife asked - which one do you think suits me best?

We're - all - goin' - on - a - Summer - Holiday - dum dum dum di dum di dum dum dum !

Thanks Reg!

He spotted their spelling mistake and called them, they changed it......

The Cousins just can't spell - bless 'em!

Lord have mercy upon us!

Another Cousin's clever slogan!

Only in Russia, the cop gives him the finger - he gives the finger back -

It's the Lubianka for you mate!

I cannot imagine that even 10 years ago this would have appeared!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Another child prodigy!

The Finale for today.......

Harwich Weather for Monday

Another fine dry day with spells of sunshine. Cloud will develop during the day, but again with light winds, it will feel rather warm in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a humid and sticky day in Harwich today. I sweated and swore over a couple of badly behaved computers, and now having cooled off , am now psyching myself up to produce something amusing, just for you!

Another Elvis tribute act, but this time...
surprise - it's Johnny Cash!

This could be the fastest shed on the roads of UK?

Thanks Reg!





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I guess that he's making a point!

Why don't our supermarkets do this?

A solar eclipse reflected through trees

I'm not sure....is it Titanic - or Brokeback Mountain?

Not exactly a Happy - Meal!

Not Kosher - but cute!

Hmm! Engrish!

Bored Dogfish is bored!

Yuk!

Thanks Derek!

Don't care!

 Thanks Mags!




That's me - that is!

Thanks Michelle!

Twister and Rainbow

Not sure about this one.....

Definitely displeased!

Thanks Robert!

Some tits.....

Thanks Robert 2 !

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

 Not an impersonator this time - the King at one of his last concerts

Thanks Sandra!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A largely fine day after a chilly start with sunny spells and just a slight risk of an isolated shower. Feeling pleasantly warm in the sunshine and light North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.