Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, From tonight we will be "Off the Air" for a week. I will try to start again on May 12th. Meanwhile enjoy this one....

That crazy Finn is back....

There's help and then there's - help.....

Beautiful, but sinister!

Don't cry when you're wearing fake tan......

My Diet!

Er.......who set these questions?

It  was pouring in Tokyo yesterday!

Army vs Navy at Twickenham - Arrrrr!

Words cannot express........

Father in Law thought they were poor, so this is how he brought them salad...

Philosophical thought for today

To tip or not to tip -
that is the question - in Canada!

He loves his VW camper so much  he tows a scale replica with him everywhere!

That's for me - in 10 easy clicks!

That's fixed then!
If it moves Ductape it - if it doesn't move WD40 it !!!

Those Scots!

Have anything!

Put his pillow in the washer - Meh!

The Fast Disappearing Finns!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

High pressure in charge will bring a dry and settled day with plenty of warm sunshine. Southerly winds 12mph, gusting 22mph  Min 6c  Max 16c chance of rain 5% Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by - don't forget

call back on May 12th

Cheers!

Richard.

May Day Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a tranquil day in the Polley household, took the car for a spring clean and filled up with petrol, ready for hols later in the week, sorted out clothes for Goddess to pack, everything will be in order by tomorrow night! Now here are your Funnies...

Predictable - but one still giggles...

Thanks Gloria!








His flatmate scares easily!

Invitation - The Lady thinks not!

Proactive neighbourhood watch

Wow - inside the Millennium Falcon

Actually it might not be Ivan....it is an old MIG - but I think that's the Croatian
emblem on the tail...

Just stop puking while I finish this text!

Just take an old estate, cut it in half, then........

We're just passing some Aliens on the motorway......

Don't look up dearie!!!!

Inventive beggar!

Russian Tank/Car fun!

The angler is poised

The fuel prices really are falling!

Aptly named grape agate

M M had she lived she would have been 90 this year!
Still the best!

Nice Chrome rims.......get it?
Sorry!

He found his pedometer at the bottom of the washing machine,
it was telling him off!

Cruel!

Thanks Susi!






This is called the Anxiety table

Sorry no jokes tonight so here are a few old fashioned
animated gifs!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Largely cloudy with the best of any sunshine during the afternoon. Milder than recently, but temperatures still below average. Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 18mph  Min 5c  Max 15c chance of rain 15% Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After gardening, now walking round like a penguin. Resting the weary limbs and trying to concoct a fresh and new episode of our continuing saga of fun....

Golf and be damned!

Thanks Derek!






Joe Bush made this History in two minutes - a little masterpiece!

Thanks again Derek!











American teeth!

With this computer - you didn't get a screen!

Extravagant Wedding Cake!

Miracle!

He parked his car in front of the speed camera
and wandered off to the pub!

Someone has way too much time on their hands!

That's Awkward!

Waldo is Found!

Swindle!

After several years he discovered his speakers were silver!

Oh! Perleeeese!!!

Misunderstandings...

His next mission!

Remember Fat Fighters?

Kiddies Duck/Rabbit graph

The Japanese being very Japanesish!

Being sensuously caressed by - a stingray!

Underwater camping selfie - a likely tale!

Just a shrew sleeping in an iris...

The church slogan man is having a bad day!

Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!








Amazing jellyfish found deep in the Marianas trench

Harwich Weather for Bank Holiday Monday

A showery day is expected for Bank Holiday Monday. With brisk winds it will feel quite cold. South Westerly winds 20mph, gusting 32mph  Min 9c  Max 15c Chance of rain 45% Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.