Old Git's Funnies

Wednesday, 8 June 2016

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Had to go to Colchester on business, - it was hot! Now back in the cooling East breeze of Harwich, I am back in front of the screen to prepare more fun stuff with which to try and keep your attention! :-)

After yesterday's Harwich song, not to be outdone,
my cousin sent me the Sarfend one.....!

This isn't new, but a cry from the heart from my generation

The dog is moulting, so they're thinking of starting a
Trump wig production line!

Banksy gave this to a local school "Could do better Banksy"

This Face swap didn't go as planned!

Somewhere in Mother Russia there's a Crazy Toilet Cafe!

Continuing destruction of our language!

Thanks John J!

You can see how massive this Tornado cloud is when you see the wind turbines!

It would appear that Tibbles is displeased and requires an interview!

Street art...

Inappropriate siting of a tattoo!

72 Years ago the greatest invasion in history. let us not forget!

Hindsight - a wonderful thing!

No it is not for sale!

Yet another handy application!

And the lady's hat is made from..........?

Little Bleeders!

Glub Glub Glub Glub!

Tee Hee - It's an ill wind etc!

John's Joke
Thanks John!

This is another of the very first Youtube clips
This was banned by Sony for copyright reasons!

90% of them are cabbages!

Harwich weather for Thursday

A dry and bright day with plenty of Summer sunshine. North Easterly winds 8mph gusting 15mph Min 11c Max 18c chance of rain 5%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard

Tuesday, 7 June 2016

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The clouds are gathering, and we are promised thunderstorms this evening. Never mind we are indoors, and the rain will be welcome. I'm a bit short of material tonight, I can't use Facebook movies, because they don't work on portable devices, so I have to rely on Youtube, which limits the supply.

Never mind as Micawber said - something will "Turn up!"

I never knew there was a song about my home town!
It's so bad - it's good! Please enjoy "Holiday in Harwich"

Thanks Jamie and Geoff!

His son looks like a gang boss!

Lightning and a Rainbow together
(Allegedly!)

Yup! You sure did!

I'm certainly glad I wasn't that guy!

He is a Blue Rain Toad
Looks a bit jarred off doesn't he!

Another truth!

She gives the deer a stern ticking off for stealing from the bird feeder - again!

Latest in child safety supports!

Gosh! I hope his face was red!

Good old CNN - you just had to get it wrong!

I fear that this is fake, but I would really love to see the Northern Lights!

How cool, batting a teargas cannister with a tennis racket!

This dentist was so enthusiastic about toothpaste,
she didn't notice that the emoji was of a turd!

This bird appears to have another bird on it's beak!

Sorry - no jokes tonight so - more gifs

What a wonderful way to suffocate!

Chimp likes Katy's assets

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Any lingering overnight thunderstorms clearing to leave a dry and sunny day. Feeling warm and humid. Easterly winds 8mph, gusting 15mph Min 13c Max 22c Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers

Richard.

Monday, 6 June 2016

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Wow can't believe it - 3 nice days on the trot, - it can't last! Now more fun has been dug from the "funnymine" for your delectation and enjoyment!

Out in the countryside, they have a neat key card system!

Biker dog

Nice but where do the patients go?

Stony fun at the beach

Ostrich girl - or girl ostrich!

Not sure about this one.....

Clever, bicycle made for 3!

In Russia the dogs like fresh air!

Behind you!

Yup! That's a challenge!

The ultimate in one-upmanship - Death Star Barbie!

Him 6ft 10, her 4ft 11........could be awkward!

Oh! Netgear - Really?

This was neat, one twin was unable to attend the college photo shoot
so the enterprising other sister, nipped out tied her hair, put on specs - and bingo!