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Saturday, 11 June 2016

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a day of R & R today, not much was achieved, but we enjoyed the Queens 90th birthday celebrations on TV. Now more funny stuff - just for you!





This guy has created a technological marvel
not sure if it was worth all that work!












This is old, but still worth a look - the Reagan's definitely enjoyed it!













Bath time!











Gezundheid








Meanwhile in the shoe cupboard...








The soap says it all!








Welcome mat!









That sad and happy look!








A bear gives a wolf a hiding!









Meet Mount Jabba the hut!








Ancient Icelandic Church among even older graves









Somewhat inappropriate sign!









Definitely Insane!







Walkies.......with snakes?









Just stick some google eyes on a case and..........









Yawn.......Meh!












George tells a salty tale!







Harwich Weather for Sunday

Sorry no picture tonight......


Mainly dry during the morning with sunny spells with perhaps a few showers developing later. Cloudier with more persistent rain moving slowly Eastwards during the evening and overnight. Maximum temperature 19 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 10 June 2016

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day at the "Ranch" today. Took dog for leisurely walk along the promenade, (Smart watch tells I did 4670 steps)...
Took friend to neighbouring town, to stay with other friends for the weekend, back home now, ready to pull together disparate bits of humour, to make another edition, just for you!






Jeremy tries to make a box......












In Finland the keeper helps the bear to prepare for hibernation....Ahhhhhh!














The German side of the Family asked.......it says "I wish to go right round the World, please send me on my way" (Share on FB I guess)










This is new, Flash drives that show how much storage is left!









Lot of work......was it worth it?








Please tell me this wasn't contrived!








Perhaps Mum has just about had enough!









Meet the Darth Vader Jellyfish








He asked his wife if she wanted a personal number plate.....
She said "OK Sure"









After the neighbours complained, came the response!









Must be in the Bible Belt?









I am old enough to remember these things, Please vaccinate
 your kids or they'll be back!!!!









I sincerely believe this to be a load of B*llocks!









I fear that you'll be back home soon sunshine!









I continue to swear to not mention the American nominations again, but
there's definitely a hidden message here!!!










Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!









How many takes?









You know what will happen, but you must watch!








I can't think of a caption for this, maybe it's me trying to get the blog to you on time!










Harwich Weather for Saturday











Any overnight rain will clear early on, although a good deal of cloud is expected for much of the day. South Easterly winds 12mph, gusting 20mph  Min 12c  Max 19c  chance of rain 10% Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.













Thursday, 9 June 2016

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Despite the Prophets of Doom, today was a warm sunny one. Most of my time today was computer related, but fitted in a movie this PM. Now my job is to devise some way, to make you smile - just a little bit!







First to get you into a mellow mood here's Andre


Thanks Derek!














This is more scary, crash test at 120 MPH













Exuberant eh!











Distress / Footy combo!









Asian people love to have English slogans on their clothes, -
but they haven't a clue what it means








30 Toasts








Not a Photobomb, just an old letch!








What do you expect? You're protein to him!








Nice ass - wait a minute - Mermaids don't have asses!








Old but ......








This has happened to me!







I think they missed the point!








I'm sorry I just don't get this........what's with the window advert!








Ah! Now I get it!








Sporty Granny!







Stephen Hawking warns about this!








She's - a - dedicated - follower - of - fashion!









Cool passenger!









JOKE



















Ken my friend - this is for you!





Harwich Weather for Friday










Largely cloudy and noticeably cooler than recent days. Showers developing late morning and lingering into the afternoon. South Easterly winds 8mph, gusting 18mph Min  12c  Max 17c chance of rain 35% Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.