Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another wet day today - it being the first day of Summer!  In one afternoon cloudburst we notice that the roof over the kitchen is leaking! It is however 30 years old so to be expected. So tomorrow it will be estimates for a new roof! Hey Ho!

Now for more funny bits and pieces.....

Can't blow the candle out?

Good Samaritan

Take a couple of large balls and make a crazy tree!

Ricky and religion

Pervert and con artist!

Yup he did!

Borat Now and Then

Pile the Cheerios on your sleeping child - new craze
as seen on BBC Breakfast today!

Love the Cousin's slogans

Think about it!

 Thanks Colin!







His Mum planted these Petunias and when they bloomed -
you can see galaxies!

Yuk! They had a flood and when they returned
 and went to the bathroom......

Father's Day card - the irony was - he
had just come out of prison!

This is Romain Langlois, he creates these sculptures by bonding bronze to rock
somewhat pleasing I think!

Now we had a battle with the Germans about the toilet roll debate - which we won!
Now look what they're up to now!!!

Did you know that there is a bear loose in Hampstead!

This old guy nips out onto the pavement every time the sun comes out.
The Police move him away, but he keeps coming back!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!








Meanwhile here are some Wedding pictures from Mother Russia

Hmm - nice to look back on!







Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry and bright with lengthy spells of sunshine. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 21mph

Min 14c  Max 20c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a slightly better day here today, therefore destroyed my back in the garden this morning, and then collapsed into a chair and watched a movie this PM. Now for more fun stuff - just for you!

We haven't heard from Jehro in a while - here is one of his classics!

Ever heard of the ancient art of hamboning? - Well here we are...

Topical - (not tropical!)

Thanks Robert








Unusual collection of cloud formations

Nooooooooooo!

Their little boy told them he would make chocolate cookies!

He searched for a long time to find a suitably inappropriate label!

The old half full glass thing - explained!

Thanks Carolina!







He tried to sneak up to photo the cat, but failed

This is the arse end of a tree frog

Good old Rick - just keeps rolling along!

One in a million - a blue lobster!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!







Now Boys, we didn't have a Mancave lately,

This one's called "Crowded on the Balcony"!

NFC tags are found often on goods in shops to track stolen stuff
Macdonalds seem to be trying to use them for other purposes!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Largely cloudy with outbreaks of light rain throughout the morning and early afternoon. Perhaps drier towards evening. South Westerly winds 15mph, gusting 26mph Min  15c  Max 18c Chance of rain 85%  Thanks Essexweather.com

 Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We're early today, as we are entertaining friends for the evening. So here are today's efforts from yours truly....

At first this seemed a bit mad! - But.....

I'm told that the Mankini is back!

All the trouble to buy a personalised plate, just to make this statement!

No bad ideas? Hmmm!

Tom is Irish!

Super bastard graduates!

Happens to me every time!

Clint at his grimmest!

We all do this even if we don't notice!

Ah! I see that's how it works!...

This is an alligator lizard that has been swallowed by a snake,
 he got out - and survived!

Meet the rare albino UPS truck

Oh! Dear!

They conned her - the look says it all!

Planning for a Guinness record dump!

Poor Mum - the expression says it all!

This is rather sweet!

Maybe he has a point!

Waaaay back!

 Thanks Phill!






They delivered!

No - you're not going to - are you?

The leggings have it!

Welcome to Thailand!

I never knew that - I checked it's true!

This 6 year old kept asking his mum if she needed the bathroom -
when she eventually went this is what she found!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!









The only caption I could think of...
"Boys does this make your eyes water?"

Harwich Weather for Sunday

It will be dry day for most places with sunny intervals and feeling warmer. Cloud increasing from the West towards evening with a South-Westerly breeze developing. Maximum temperature 20 deg C. Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling in!


Cheers!


Richard.