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Wednesday, 15 May 2019

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, it was a wonderful day, pottered on the boat this morning, and visited a supermarket near the Marina. Now for more fun stuff which I sincerely hope will tickle your fancy!



















The Quebecois are at it again!


Thanks Klaus!








His Uber driver's gear stick was a Samurai sword!














How they brew Ale into Lager!


Thanks Klaus!












It's OK Jose, the bull didn't get your crown jewels!













Unusual mattress recommendation!













Sorry but they're both stupid!















The only thing lacking dearie is a Unicorn!













Too true to be funny!












Another Great Truth!













He didn't become boss by being dumb!














Now there's a plan!













Well said Arnie, Trolls should be shot, buried, then dug up and shot again!













Big Kudos to Willie!













They were visiting London, they got on the wrong train, got off again,
 but he wasn't quick enough!












Boom Boom! - and now they put him in jail!














Seen in the Men's room at this church last Sunday!













1998 this officer saved a young girl from a serious fire, a few days ago
 he was there to see her graduate!









More Wisdom from the QI Elves







Wow cool little dude!



Thanks Klaus!










Bagel bagel!


Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry, but less warm and breezier with increasing cloud during the day and the odd shower possible by evening. Feeling chillier along the coast with the wind off the North Sea.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C
Wind: North-East 14 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard,






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Tuesday, 14 May 2019

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Busy people, elderly neighbour to garden center where Domestic Goddess bought Lavender. PM Finished weedkiller on driveway. I struggled with your pictures tonight, maybe I am having one of my sense of humour meltdowns, - so many stupid things! Anyway I hope that these will amuse!







That about sums it up!













Boys and their toys! Love it!


Thanks Klaus!









My illusions completely destroyed, the guy at the back is Bobba Fett from Starwars! Without his helmet!  Vide Jeremy!!!














This is neat, in Hong Kong they do a coffee with candy floss above it,
when the steam hits the candy floss it rains sugar!














Love the Cousins' slogans!












Junior innuendo!














Good ploy!











Er............No!













That Monday morning feeling!















This little girl offered to make a Mother's Day card if she
 was allowed to use one bad word, here it is!















The look on his face!


Thanks Derek!













The antennae on this glow worm!













This one only just made it!


Thanks Gloria!










Crystal gazing!


Thanks again Gloria!










That's me at school!














Meet the Obese Axolotl, he's now on a diet!












A young Jim Carrey aggressively drinking tea!














Honestly boss it wasn't me!









Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another dry and warm day with light winds and strong sunshine though cooler nearer the coast, due to an onshore breeze.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C
Wind: East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Cheers!


Richard.










Monday, 13 May 2019

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another lovely day here, but with a cool breeze. Needed to visit pharmacy and supermarket this morning, and later did some gymnastics cleaning moss off a glass roof - no injuries thankfully! Now for more pictorial fun from that Interweb thingy...









The cat rolled in glitter - so now we have
 - a Galaxy!













Thanks Klaus!














A bit risque for the time?













Well said Jim!









Taking baby skating 1937!













Hear Hear!











Boom Boom!


Thanks Susi!











Health and Safety? - Well he is wearing a helmet and gloves!!!














Unique Reception Desk!













Of course - silly moo!












Still loving the Cousins' slogans!














Great Idea!

Thanks Melissa!













Carved Statue of Mephistopheles and Margaretta carved from one log of sycamore!















The Cousins' view of our Royal Family!














Filipino Entrepreneur makes action figures from worn out flip flops!












There's always one!!!












Keeping you up are we?














The Wonderful Doris Day died today aged 97!













Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry and largely sunny, but a few fair weather clouds developing by the afternoon. Warm inland again, but cooler across coastal districts with an onshore breeze. Chilly overnight into Wednesday.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C
Wind: East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support for our blog!


Cheers!


Richard.