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Sunday, 19 May 2019

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a rather gloomy day today, but mild. After my walk, I spent the day backing up my computer, and fixing a vacuum cleaner. What a life! Now for more pictures which I hope you will enjoy!










In the dentist's chair he looked round and saw.......














If you like one liners....

















Another Great Truth!















He has just finished his alien abduction lamp!














Bwaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!
















Just a little wish!















And yes he did make it into the local newspaper!













Stan Lee and Grumpy cat - both sadly deceased!













At their prom two very smart young native Americans!















Little Smart ass!














Revenge is best served cold!


Thanks Gloria!













He and his Great Granddad 1903 - 2018!















Old joke - new angle!












Her boyfriend and his Peruvian Guinea pig have the same hairstyles!















Too close to me for comfort!


Thanks Pete!










You put your left leg in........















UK come last in Eurovision!














Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy at times with bright spells. Scattered showers breaking out, some of these heavy and possibly thundery. Any early fog soon clearing.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support for our little blog!


Cheers!


Richard.








Saturday, 18 May 2019

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I am publishing early today, as we've been invited to a "Eurovision Song Contest Party". It is usually rubbish, but we enjoy the fun we have with friends!
Enjoy!






Thefts down 95% since they bought him!













This is a very clever piece of editing! We can only dream!


Thanks to all who sent me this!










13 years eh?














Awwww!













Very clever sunshine! I'll bet you can waggle your ears too!














In 1994 the cast of Friends had a weekend in Las Vegas!












She made these from Babybel cheese wax!













Passive aggressive complaint!












Landscape in the bottom of a coffee cup!













Agreed! Also make sure that when the screw is home you make the drill jump
 over the head so it makes a noise like an air tool!













Tug of War means - medal!













It's like that in Liverpool too!


Thanks Robert!













Rwandan hair fashion 100 years ago!















The inevitable!

Thanks Stuart!














Bit obvious - but clever!


Thanks Susi!










Grandpa saw a cloud that looks like a shark
(Allegedly!)











Do you find old doll's faces rather creepy?













Sadly Grumpy Cat has died he was 7 years old












Harwich Weather for Sunday

Early mist patches dispersing to give a mainly dry morning with warm sunny spells. Scattered afternoon showers developing inland, locally heavy, but largely dry along coastal districts.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C
Wind: North 7 mph, gusting 13 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.









Friday, 17 May 2019

Funnies for your Weekend



Dear Family and Friends, Apologies for last night! The family visited for dinner, the conversation flowed, and before we knew it - it was late, so no publication last night! I will try to make amends tonight with more pictures!









Their colleague in the office thinks it's a cactus, in fact it's a pickle
 and they have to change it every two days!










Obviously a German cat!
Thanks Klaus!

















It would appear so!












From birth we are genetically programmed to do this!













Amazing blanket found in a charity shop!














Every time they HAVE to do that!!!













Do it yourself!


Thanks Ann!











The times they are a changin!













Novel - a bar with built in aquarium!














Alexa's freudian slip!


Thanks Geoff!











More Iranian girls reject the compulsory Hijab!














I believe we all have this!


Thanks Robert!











Beer Revelation!
















Touche!


Thanks Rosemary!












Now there's an idea!













Suggested redevelopment idea for Notre Dame!














I like your thinking pal!














Now this is a brilliant idea for a plaster cast for a young boy!














How about...............!



Thanks Klaus!







Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cloudy start with mist and drizzle. It should brighten up, although coastal districts could turn murky later and showers are likely to break out elsewhere.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C
Wind: North-East 6 mph, gusting 12 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.




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