Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another good day in sunny Harwich! had to go into town for contact lenses, local newspaper and delicious cheese scones from Adrian's deli. Now for more exciting fun pics from down in the nether regions!

Her cuddly best friend!

I really fancied her (When I was 7 years old!)
RIP Doris!

She asked him to make this child picture of her better
The Photoshop man did not disappoint!

Casting's gone a bit awry eh Danny???

Well done young lady! However I thought the Mars trip is one way only???

Socks can be an issue!

Old ad from our local paper! - look at the prices!!!

Don't worry about those ice plants - they multiply like a plague!

Oh! Why can't he have lunch in peace!

That could be a plan!

 The Gleaners - then and now!

It says these are staples from 30 years - I think it's industrial swarf!

Theres a coincidence, this young lady was visiting the art gallery
and met this other young lady!

He said "I'll be back" - and he did after 30 years!

It's called selective breeding!

Oh! My England! - 4 seasons in one day!

These Korean immigrants run a donut shop that never closes, special day!
Congratulations folks!

Do you hate fake laughter? - I do!!!

Do you hate it when you hold the door for someone
 and they don't say "Thank you"?

Harwich Weather for Sunday

A breezy start with bright or sunny spells, however cloud thickening through the morning. Showery outbreaks of rain are likely by the afternoon and perhaps turning heavy in places.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C
Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 24 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another super day here, warm sun and cool breeze. I walked as usual, visited elderly neighbour, went to health Centre and Post Office. Sat outside in the shade, all good. Now for more pictorial gems to titillate your giggle equipment!

He didn't want to be missed out of the picture!

My name is............!

Sign of the times!

After the birth of his first child he fainted in the delivery room!

After the Google affair this is Huawei's new operating system!

Boom Boom!

Ha! I see irony here!

 But he's Gorgeous!

Seen on a beach in Lithuania!

My French friend would say Tout le Monde est a balcon
Which translates as "It's crowded on the balcony"!

Where's Pingu!

This is Disney's new follow up movie - it's very short!

After doing homework at senior school - I rather agree with this!

Maybe his name will be Alexo!

Thanks Robert!













Low tech solution to  child proof your hi tech!

They asked this young lady if she would mind having a photo taken of her hands, she said OK.
Maybe she comes from Norfolk!

Like the Jet 2 advert - this to Mumbai!

Define a Cougar!

If they got rid of all the idiots, someone would invent a new kind of idiot!!!

This is his "About to bark" face!

Fire Photon torpedoes  Mr Spock!

Oh! Here comes Aladdin on his flying carpet!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Scattered morning showers will gradually fade into the afternoon to become largely dry with warm spells of sunshine. Winds remaining light.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C
Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support - as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was great, we had a boat trip in fine weather to visit our local seal colony. We were out for only an hour and a half and managed a princely 7.5 miles! We are lucky to live where we do, I hope we don't take it for granted! Here are your funnies....

He found this little chap in his doorway he seemed to be saying
 "How was your day?"

The QI team discuss Yoga!

The previous one said you will win a fortune!

Another Great Truth!

Necessity is the mother etc........!

Tongue between teeth and...............!

Isn't that Rik Mayall?

Be afraid - be very afraid!!!

He was a great entertainer, born in 1912 - the same year as my Dad!

Ha ha! get it from the tap - it's just as smart!

No parking sensors? Use rubber squeaky chickens!

Thanks Derek!











This guy invents somewhat useless gadgets - this is his iDangle!

I think we saw this in the Golden Nugget casino in Las Vegas

The one on the right is made from fur groomed from the one on the left!

Rees Witherspoon 43 and her daughter 19 who is withoutaspoon!

Chess!

Thanks Rosemary!











Mum! he's nicking my dinner!!!

Judgemental!

What did she say???

Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry and often sunny with scattered cloud. Feeling warm by the afternoon with mainly light winds. An isolated afternoon shower is possible. Then dry and often clear overnight into Saturday.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C
Wind: North-West 9 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.